The only woman in the world who can party hearty better than I, Tara Reid, has FINALLY checked into rehab [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Reid, 33, has been on the slippery Wino-trodden path to rehab, since I cut my first milk toofs.
How is this the first time my beloved booze-houd has been locked up in rehab? Do the people around her not care enough to stage an intervention? Her friends should at least have started with a lipo intervention and then worked their way up to the drink!
According to Reid’s rep, Jack Ketsoyan, the actress has checked into the little known rehab facility, named Promises Treatment Center, in Malibu, California – you know, the place Cheese-ney went, after she shaved her head (you may rembember tales of her having sexy times in the bushes, with her tennis coach?)
Anyhoo, the underpaid, overworked spokeswhore spilled the following to People:
“Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time.”
PRIVACY? Since when did Tittay Flasher McGee care about her privacy? If she wants privacy, then maybe she should check into ANYWHERE that has not housed Britney during one of her many breakdowns? Maybe then the pap-copters woudn’t be circling overhead and making such a big deal of all this mess.
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