Tara Reid is engaged to marry partner Michael Axtmann. The couple were dining together on Monday when stupidly named boyfriend Axtmann ruined their meal, by asking for soggy-arsed Reid’s hand in marriage. I bet she would rather have finished her Happy Meal, than stop to jubilate with other diners and then go back to a cold plate. Chicken nuggets taste like crap when they’re cold, everybody knows that. At some point during this ceremony someone’ll go to the store to grab some Bud and someone’ll stub their cigarette out on the wedding cake. That, and I’m assuming the bride and groom will be in beachwear in lieu of something warmer (in the style of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee).
Reid and German, billionaire, Internet entrepreneur, Axtmann began dating last year. They are planning a small wedding with family and friends this Summer.
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