Posts Tagged ‘TV’

Rather than sacrifice anything for her daughter, Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham sacrificed to get implants. You guys! She, like, suffered. And put herself through elective cosmetic surgery to fluff the dirty pillows she needs to hold up her halters while she trawls for d**k. I guess a bunch of you don’t like her either, the feedback I get whenever I write about her. So, I guess there’s no point in holding back on my opinion of what a vapid and insufferable waste of space is this girl. On the season premiere of the new Teen Mom, we saw Abraham getting the implants she would neither confirm nor deny upon getting paid, probably, for staged paparazzi pictures in her bikini. She walked around a beach, fiddling with her towel and giving the solo photographer assorted shots of implants that didn’t pay for themselves. Because tanning and shilling bikini pictures supersede raising your kid. The 19-year-old went from an A to a C cup, last year, resurfacing in January once they’d settled in a little, in a attempt to boost her modelling career; wasting money I guess she was never going to spend on her kid. ’I thought I lost boobage from having a baby,’ she admitted on last night’s premiere. ‘You’ll see the pain I went through and the sacrifices I had to make so I could make surgery possible in between school and taking care of Sophia. It was a challenging time, [but] it’s helped my confidence and [made me] feel more like a woman.’

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What the f**k is life that this chick is a role model? Okay, so the girls of Teen Mom mostly didn’t get knocked-up on purpose. They were just broadly too stupid to cross their legs, use protection properly or at all or they were just so chronically-undereducated about safe sex they never stood a chance. And that’s how they became pregnant with kids they were too selfish to give better homes; doomed to a life of calling grandma ‘Mommy’ and mommy ‘Where?’ Case in point, this girl; one of the more offensive who’s been accused over and over of outright neglect and not giving a s**t about her baby. Even though she already got pregnant once, she’s sleeping with whomever and is so hungry trawling for d**k she’s never at home with her kid. That’s the way it looks on her show anyway and interviews like this don’t help her cause. Add to that, not that she can deny it, Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham has admitted getting breast implants. ‘The first episode shows me getting surgery, and ever since I had that surgery, I’ve been trying to understand that God gave me the body I have and to truly love myself more,’ she told TV Guide. ‘I hope other moms can find self-love after they have a child and learn to work out and diet and do things right. That’s something big I’m looking forward to look at and learn from because I need to process it.’ In the same interview, Abraham explains why she’s a role model to your kids. ‘I believe I’ve earned [the] title [of role model]. I take time and give advice to other teen moms and teenagers and it helps their lives. I care about other people. That’s why I do this show.’ She cares more about your kids than her own. That’s nice.

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Despite clumsy wording suggesting as much, in her book, Bristol Palin was not date raped by her then-boyfriend Levi Johnston. Pretty much, as soon as the first excerpts from her book were released and she spoke of drinking underage and losing her virginity in a haze soon forgotten the next morning, pretty much everyone came to the conclusion that she was date raped. Palin half-heartedly explains that she’s not accusing him of date rape, nor rape at all, he just raped her and she’s passively passing on that information in the form of the written word. On Good Morning America, speaking to Robin Roberts, Palin conceded on the description of a ‘stolen’ virginity, ‘That’s what it felt like. I’m not accusing Levi of date rape or rape at all. But I am looking back with the adult eyes I have now and that was a foolish decision. I should have never been underage drinking, and I should have never gotten myself into a situation like that.’ I don’t know what to think of this. Pretty much, what I’ve been reading on certain boards, is that Palin’s the reluctant face of abstinence, though in the same interview she exclaims that she hates the word. She sounds like she’s regurgitating this thin, rape-apologist argument about how it serves her right for drinking. Heavens.

Watch video of Palin explaining not being date raped, exhibiting her new chin.

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