Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham, 20, is taking a break from being a mother because boob jobs don’t pay for themselves and she needs to make that paper. She’s grown up a little since getting knocked-up with her kid. But… not really. She spent the earlier seasons of Teen Mom chasing d**k like getting knocked-up a second time would cure what ails her. And now she’s relocating from Iowa to Florida to pursue her career and she’s leaving her daughter, 2, behind. She says it’s for school. But people (the tabloids) aren’t convinced. Is she a good mom?
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Sex & The City: The Carrie Diaries CW Show
The Carrie Diaries, the prequel to Sex & City, will reportedly be made into a television show for the CW. Deadline is reporting that the book based on Bradshaw’s high school years will be made by the executives behind Gossip Girl and the deal is currently in its final stages. The Gossip Girl writers and the book’s author will be among the producers. The book focuses on Bradshaw’s senior year of high school before she leaves for New York to become an underemployed sometimes-writer who has nothing more insightful to write about than her friends’ sex lives. Earlier this year, the main SATC writer, Michael Patrick King, also responsible for the movies, detached himself from this project, ‘I took [Sarah Jessica Parker's] Carrie Bradshaw from 33 to 43. That’s what interested me, her growth in those years. I didn’t even want to know who were her parents were. To me, she could have just materialized at 33. I have no interest whatever in a prequel.’ Blake Lively has long been rumoured to play Bradshaw in this poor man’s Gossip Girl, even though she’s turned 22 through 24 over and over again the entire time I’ve written for this site. Photos of Lively last week filming GG.
In related news, Lively skipped her TIFF premieres to hang with her boyfriend.
January Jones Made One Friend On Mad Men Set
January Jones has a friend who’s over the age of 11 and who doesn’t urinate with fear every time she glares in his general direction. WHEE! Before even getting into this further, I feel like I should say… congratulations? On not being such a ridiculous ice b**ch who’ll birth pure evil in human form from her ice vagina. She made a good impression on one of her Mad Men co-stars. One. John Slattery doesn’t hate Jones and he made excuses for her treating a child actor like s**t on set… it’s all that snot-nose kid’s fault Jones was mean to him. ‘Well, it’s an intimidating character… I mean, that’s the character. Betty Draper is an intimidating woman I suppose, if you were a seven-year-old boy [or] her son,’ Slattery told E! News last night. Asked whether Jones was a diva, Slattery replied,’No, she’s a sweetheart. We got lucky. We don’t have anybody like that.’
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January Jones Is Mean To Mad Men Child Actors
This bodes well for the love child stewing in her womb. A child actor who was on Mad Men admitted that January Jones was a big meany who should have sat on the naughty step for her crimes against baby things. More specifically, in grown folk nomenclature, she was a c**t. Jared Gilmore, one of the child actors who played the son of Jones, said she was the only unapproachable person on set. Asked by TV Guide whether he had any advice for the child actor replacing him as Bobby Draper, Gilmore replied, ‘Be careful around January [Jones]. She’s not as approachable as the others. She’s really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice.’ We knew this already, but now it’s being said in plain English by an 11-year-old. Zach Galifianakis basically said the same. Jones was terse the first time they met, Galifianakis replied ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f**king be nice.’
Crystal Harris Trying To Land Own Reality Show
In news that will come as a shock to no one who’s been paying attention to the fake relationship/ fake wedding-planning/ fake split of a pimp and his bottom b**ch, Crystal Harris wants her own reality show. She was already on two reality shows; the show at the Playboy mansion and the show on Lifetime, which was a special for the fake break-up. Harris released her single on the day her fake split was announced, so she got a few pity plays. But the single went nowhere fast and aside from a little attention and a few plugs of her flop single, she’s back to square one. TMZ.com reports that Harris has been meeting with producers about ideas for a show. Because when you’re a glorified former nude model and harem member, what you need is more back story. ‘Crystal Harris already has meetings set up with a few different networks hoping to land a deal,’ reports TMZ. ‘The premise… will focus on her struggle to find a career after [leaving the mansion].’
Kat Von D Didn’t Want To Continue LA Ink, OK?
Kat Von D’s reality show has stopped production and so only four more episodes will air on TLC. TLC released a statement that was relatively innocuous, ‘TLC has decided that the current season of LA Ink will be its last. The network is proud of what the series has accomplished in its four seasons, following Kat Von D’s journey as an artist from Miami to Los Angeles. The series finale will air September 15th at 10 p.m.’ That’s not offensive, right? It’s pretty even and there’s no real inference as to why the show was cancelled. But we already know Von D’s emotional and unreasonable/ run by her feelings. So we get this, ‘I love how me deciding to not continue doing LA Ink, turns into being ‘cancelled.’ Thanks @TLC. Regardless of everything I remain grateful… Please standby for a more in depth, more honest statement regarding LA Ink.’ What followed was a statement in People. A rather long, whiny statement (she tweeted a mobile link, so I almost ignored it), ‘In an effort to capitalize on my recent breakup, the network has decided to focus their energy on re-editing events that didn’t happen while filming. I have no regrets and am proud of the original footage. In my opinion, any attempt to compromise the honesty of that would be an insult to my fans and viewers. As grateful as I am to have been a part of a show like LA Ink, I’m ready to end this chapter and want to focus on other projects now.’
