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Jennifer Aniston Is Sad She’s Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston sounds sad about being Jennifer Aniston. I may be reading too much into her quotes from yesterday’s Inside The Actors Studio, but she’s talking about Brad Pitt again and it’s all a step away from knitting her cats booties and then matching ones for herself. There were quotes earlier in the week about [...]

Adrian Grenier Was A Sassy Fellow In School

Because it’s not enough to begin the new season of your show with a cocaine addiction and a porn star girlfriend, Adrian Grenier has marked the release of the final season Entourage trailer with this photo posted to his Facebook. Pretty much, we learn that he was a sassy fellow well-acquainted with straightening irons by [...]

Farrah Abraham Sacrificed To Get A Boob Job

Rather than sacrifice anything for her daughter, Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham sacrificed to get implants. You guys! She, like, suffered. And put herself through elective cosmetic surgery to fluff the dirty pillows she needs to hold up her halters while she trawls for d**k. I guess a bunch of you don’t like her either, the [...]

This Teen Mom With Implants Is A Role Model?

What the f**k is life that this chick is a role model? Okay, so the girls of Teen Mom mostly didn’t get knocked-up on purpose. They were just broadly too stupid to cross their legs, use protection properly or at all or they were just so chronically-undereducated about safe sex they never stood a chance. [...]

Levi Johnston Didn’t Date Rape Bristol Palin

Despite clumsy wording suggesting as much, in her book, Bristol Palin was not date raped by her then-boyfriend Levi Johnston. Pretty much, as soon as the first excerpts from her book were released and she spoke of drinking underage and losing her virginity in a haze soon forgotten the next morning, pretty much everyone came [...]

Which The Voice Judge Earns Three Times More?

That would be our favourite boozehound, Christina Aguilera, of course. I’m not quite understanding the logic nor the relative star power that would make it worth paying Aguilera the combined per-episode wages of the remaining judges on The Voice. But, according to the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter, Aguilera’s is being paid $225,000-per-episode compared [...]