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Jersey Shore Snooki’s YouTube Channel Videos

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Jersey Shore’s Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, was applying too much fake tan and drinking her weight in liquor WAY before MTV executives came around.

The 3 foot 1 (maybe) reality star can be found in several videos. From her old YouTube account Nikky406, to her new account SnookTV, and friends’ accounts. She claims she wants to share good times of her pAArtying but she kind of comes off as the world’s smallest boozer. She’s a semi-cute girl and to be fair she isn’t hurting anyone, but that doesn’t make her conduct any less retarded.

She can be seen in videos during school, and later out of work and bumming around/ pAArying due to lack of anything constructive to do. There are a few doozies, including her drunken skateboarding, stretching her legs to her head, rapping, lip syncing to tacky dance tracks, and doing backflips.

Check below for eight videos from Snooki’s YouTube Channel and more links.

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Taylor Lautner SNL Revenge on Kanye West


Taylor Lautner SNL revenge on Kanye West in this weekend’s monologue.

Taylor Lautner climbed into a time machine to crank out Kanye West-related funnies for his stint as host of another deflated episode of SNL. The Twilight star was host on the Saturday December 12, 2009 show. The musical guests were Bon Jovi, but no one cares about their greying mullets so let’s skip right over them.

Lautner took the belated opportunity to show what he would have done to Kanye West at the MTV VMAs 2009, had he been more on his game that night. One or two of you may remember West being a douche and snatching an award out of Swift’s hands that night. Well, Lautner kicked pretend ass in an effort to prove that three-month-old observational comedy can be funny. Or not, in this case.

Victoria’s Secret Commercial By Michael Bay


Victoria’s Secret advert, as directed by Michael Bay… terrible, terrible, terrible.

Michael Bay does little well except pump out explosions and cleavage shots like a 15-year-old boy first discovering the video feature on his iPhone. If this man wasn’t a pyromaniac as a child, I’ll eat my hat. Even better, I’ll go out and buy a hat and then eat it. The only thing worse than the derivative, three-hour-long torture sessions he gets away with calling movies, is the fact that his career never quits.  He’s gone off on a tangent for this latest project, but we’ll be beaten over the head with a Transformers 3 before we all know it.

The latest group to give him access to a giant pile of money, a rock CD from 1991, and a flame-thrower are the people of Victoria’s Secret. In an advert that appeals more to men than women a bunch of leggy models swan about to an unbearable backing track, as they try not to get their hair set on fire.

This dude has been given free reign to produce their advert, which aired in the US early last week. The commercial looks like all of the movies he has ever made. Too long, too booby and too many BOOMS. Bad Bay, very, very bad.

Blake Lively Tiger Woods Skit & More SNL Skits

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Blake Lively was the host of SNL December 5, 2009. She was pretty good, but the show was uneven. There were one or two funny moments, but her implants were probably more entertaining than anything that came out of any one’s mouth. I followed the tweets about SNL as the episode was on air. It seemed the reaction was that it was funny one minute and it sucked blue balls the next.

To be fair, Lively wasn’t the reason for the show being full of pitfalls. It was good joke here, Tiger Woods joke there, Lively’s implants filling the gaps in between. Rihanna did performances, of Russian Roulette and Hard. She also did a skit with Andy Samberg. Both musical performances involved ludicrous costumes that provided more entertainment than some of the scriptwriting.

You can check the skits starring Blake Lively as well as her SNL monologue.

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Rihanna in SNL Digital Short with Andy Samberg


Rihanna SNL Digital Short: Andy Samberg is Shy Ronnie, who should “speak up”.

Rihanna was the musical guest this week and a part of the SNL Digital Short.

Rihanna is in the above SNL Digital Short alongside Andy Samberg. Samberg being one of the only reasons to watch SNL any more. In the skit the two are singing a silly song and not sucking. Samberg performs as Shy Ronnie who has a little trouble SPEAKING UP in front of a class full of his tiny PB&J-eating peers.

Rihanna SNL Performing Hard with Young Jeezy


Rihanna SNL:  Performing Hard with Young Jeezy on Saturday Night Live.

Rihanna performed her track Hard with Young Jeezy. The singer rocked her usual crazy outfits and got people’s attention, on a show that was full of limp skits and bad puns. Her performances have received rave reviews thus far, but then she was the light relief from a shipment of SUCK. She’s musically stepping up her game and no longer sucking every time she has to perform live. She’s turning into a star who has a value beyond the people she’s collaborating with.