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Lady GaGa Well Enough for Oprah Appearance

Jan 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Despite being so poorly that she had to cancel her upcoming concert dates, Lady GaGa managed to drag her oversize suitcase full o’ costumes onto the Oprah Winfrey Show. This came one day after cancelling a concert at Purdue University, Indiana, after collapsing. The singer looked like she had a case of the sads, as she pouted her way through her premature appearance on Oprah’s couch.

Introduced using her over-long government name, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, GaGa gave an interview and performed, the cruddy quality video for which can be found under the cut. If I can find another set of video that wasn’t filmed on someone’s iPhone through a glory hole, I’ll swap them out later.

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Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien Craigslist Sale

Jan 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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On the Thursday January 14, 2010 evening show, Conan O’Brien joked about putting his show up for sale on Craigslist.org (video of him discussing it will be added later if I can find it). That website isn’t prevalent everywhere in the world, and I only know what the heck it is ‘cos famous clowns keep pulling stuff like this. It’s basically all the crap that wouldn’t sell on GumTree.com. It’s like GumTree.com would be if it started mixing its uppers with its downers.

O’Brien joked that he wanted to get rid of the show, while he still could. Which is kind of like Parasite selling her herpes meds before they expire. It may not be the best idea but sometimes you need the beer money. The listing, says Mashable, can be found under the for sale/wanted, collectibles category in Los Angeles. The show’s barely used and O’Brien will trade for Coldplay tickets.

Click on either screen print to read the full thing, listings don’t stay up forever.

Glee Actor Matthew Morrison Gets Record Deal

Jan 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I caught two episodes of Glee on TV, when they aired in the UK, this week. The shows made no sense. That may have been because my blogging hovel doesn’t have a couch, and so I watched the shows as I hung upside down from the rafters. I fell from my perch while the Rehab and Don’t Stop Believin’ numbers played in the first episode. I near pooped laughing at the, um, rapping during Golddiger. But it was all rather good fun. The guy who plays the teens’ Glee Club teacher on the show, Matthew Morrison, has reportedly landed his own record deal. Yeah. Screw those talented kids and their auto-tuned, over-produced voices. We need their teacher spreading his own brand of cheer on the airwaves.

A handful of the Glee songs; Don’t Stop Believin’, Rehab, and Golddigger, below.

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Kiefer Sutherland Wears A Dress On Letterman

Jan 14th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Here’s a short word of warning to the men reading this. Don’t lose a bet to a friend and then appear on a popular late night talk show in front of millions of people. You will be made an ass of, and you will be internationally humiliated. You will also be short one friend at the end of the night because, in this case, you are Jack Bauer and you can arrange for things to happen to people. The video of the interview is below. It shows Kiefer Sutherland, on Letterman, on Wednesday night, looking annoyed. He came on wearing combat boots, a long-sleeved t-shirt, and a green print dress. He told Letterman the ensemble was because he lost a bet over the weekend, on the New England Patriots/ Baltimore game.

If you can stand the second-hand embarrassment and the hairy legs, jump.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Lady Bits

Jan 13th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzled her vagina with crystals, after a bad break-up.

I was going to write a post about how Jennifer Love Hewitt</strong> almost broke up with her fugly boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, after he jokingly called her a Pear Ass. But then I accidentally found this little gem. It is a quote also taken from her Tuesday Jan. 13 interview with late night TBS talk show, Lopez Tonight.

The actress revealed that she has a sparkly vagina that can double as a disco ball, allow me to elaborate. Hewitt is pimping out some crappy relationship book that I don’t care about, The Day I Shot Cupid. To try to enamour herself to the audience, she over-shared a story about her lady garden. She said that after one especially nasty break up, she enlisted the help of a friend and proceeded to cover her vagina in Swarovski-crystals. In her own words, by the time they were done, it shined like a disco ball and she loved it. She loved it so much, in fact, that she did it again. This time her lady junk is sporting hot pink crystals.

“After a break up, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my ‘precious lady’ and it shined like a disco ball. So I have a whole chapter in there about how women should va-jazzle their va-jay-jays.”

You can listen to her interview snippet above, fast forward to 2:35 into the clip.

Video and info credit to TBS Lopez Tonight Show thanks to CeleBuzz.

Ellen Reacting To Simon Leaving American Idol

Jan 12th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Ellen DeGeneres on her show reacting to the news Simon Cowell is leaving Idol.

May I add myself to the list of people who quit this bish? Along with Oprah, Tyra Banks, and Simon Cowell I am going to pack up my bags and retire to sunnier shores. In my case that means taking a vacation sitting in front of my heater, or perhaps a toasty warm oven. I ain’t gonna be the only one doing any work up in this mother. Oh, I just realised I can’t quit blogging. There’s no one else you trust to tell you when Simon Cowell fires himself from his own show so he can go and jetski and get sunburnt on some rented island somewhere. While Cowell plans out what factor sunscreen he needs to protect his hairy man nips from getting burnt peachy red Ellen DeGeneres is providing us with LOLs. She’s also actually still turning up to work every day, which has gotta be worth at least a pat on the back and a bag of cookies. The comedienne/ hostess began filming scenes for Idol on Monday, the same day Cowell quit to focus on X-Factor. DeGeneres can be seen in the video above discussing how she feels about his departure.

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