The cast of Glee were sprinkled with glitter before being aggressively violated by the photoshop mafia. The clan are currently being promoted on E4, as well as everywhere else on the damn Innanets. E4 is usually a safe place, where mediocre programmes can go to die. As though in some kind of online retirement home, [...]
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Heidi Montag Wants Size “H” for “Heidi” Boobs
Heidi Montag tells Extra that she wants her boobs to be size “H” as in “Heidi”. The world almost went to sleep last night, short one vapid Heidi Montag quote. The newly deformed reality star has been speaking to any outlet that would listen. This included scoops with People, GMA, Access Hollywood and now Extra; [...]
Fox Denies Registering Conanonfox.com Domain
Isn’t this much ado about nothing. Late yesterday, the Intertubes soaked through its panties and reverted back to using Depends, when it was revealed someone registered the domain name ConanOnFox.com and the matching Twitter @ConanOnFox. The rumours of some kind of deal with Conan O’Brien and the network were fuelled as the domain’s WhoIs information, [...]
Snooki Has an Offer for Own VH1 Reality Show
I guess beelzebub is wearing his Snuggie and is skating to work. The adorable orange gremlin from Jersey Shore, 21-year-old Snooki, has been getting offers for her own reality show. She is the most outlandish of all the tacky cast members, by quite some stretch. She even goes to the length of teasing her hair [...]
Conan Blasts NBC and Sells Himself on Craigslist
Conan O’Brien made with the funnies when he called his NBC bosses a bunch of incompetent morons, live on air. It’s kind of like punching your boss in the face the day you quit your minimum wage job. Only way funnier. His monologue, embedded below, includes a mention of his Tonight Show Craigslist advert he [...]
CBB Housemates Strip off for Life Drawing Task
There are few things more horrifying than being forced to sit through an entire episode of Celebrity Big Brother. Well, okay, there is one thing. The show had a couple of the contestants strip down for a life drawing class. This time the bare-assery didn’t involve Alex Reid, but the women. It was probably a [...]
