Snooki confirmed her intention to get breast implants so you’ll watch the forthcoming season of Jersey Shore. She has slightly odd reasoning for wanting implants. It’s to get back at bras for ruining her life (they broke her heart and ruined her credit… they must be stopped). Snooki confirmed to E! News she’s planning on surgery in the next few months so her bumps will point upward without help: ‘Very soon. Very soon,’ admitted Snooki. ‘I hope in the next couple of months. They’re a good size now, but I want them like this when I’m not wearing a bra.’ And JWoww will get superfluous surgery too: ‘I’m definitely taking her to my doctor. I’ll go in and get mine redone to make her feel better.’
Five photos of Snooki, who’s thin and laughably too-tan, at a Vegas NYE party.





