Amy Grindhouse Rotating Header Image

Posts Tagged ‘TV’

Snooki Getting Implants Because She Hates Bras

Jan 5th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
No comments yet

Snooki confirmed her intention to get breast implants so you’ll watch the forthcoming season of Jersey Shore. She has slightly odd reasoning for wanting implants. It’s to get back at bras for ruining her life (they broke her heart and ruined her credit… they must be stopped). Snooki confirmed to E! News she’s planning on surgery in the next few months so her bumps will point upward without help: ‘Very soon. Very soon,’ admitted Snooki. ‘I hope in the next couple of months. They’re a good size now, but I want them like this when I’m not wearing a bra.’ And JWoww will get superfluous surgery too: ‘I’m definitely taking her to my doctor. I’ll go in and get mine redone to make her feel better.’

Five photos of Snooki, who’s thin and laughably too-tan, at a Vegas NYE party.

(more…)

Pimp Momager Won’t Let Wook Wook Be Great

Dec 30th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
3 comments

Kris Jenner has tightened her death grip on Khloe Kardashian’s silky mane. Earlier this week, Wook Wook posted a photo from her mother’s annual Christmas Eve dinner where she was blonder, thinner, and distinctly human-looking (IT’S A TRAP). She went red for the People’s Choice Awards, using her Kool-Aid rations as dye. Pimp momager ordered her to change back to brunette, for consistency when filming Keeping Up With The Kardashians. According to RadarOnline.com, Wook Wook wants to go blonde again but isn’t allowed because filming resumes after New Year’s Eve. ’Khloe just wants to simply change her hair color, she has been leaning towards going blonde this time,’ says a source, adding details of the legal caveat. ‘E! has a very strict contract with the entire family. Before any physical changes are made on any of the family members during times when the shows are shooting, they must be approved by the network. Executives at E! want Khloe to remain a brunette so that it doesn’t date the series. The suits want all of the sisters to have a similar look because the girls are branded as sisters and having one of them showing up on screen with hair a different color throws that off. They don’t want to alienate viewers.’

JWoww Didn’t Get Plastic Surgery On Her Face

Dec 9th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
No comments yet

According to JWoww, she has not had any plastic surgery on her face. Recently. She practically had a full-body surgical make-over, according to an ex-boyfriend who tried to leak her nudes and ‘before’ pictures of when she was heavier.

Jwoww is promoting her K-Mart stench in a bottle and the forthcoming season 5 of Jersey Shore on The Wendy Williams Show. JWoww denied getting work on her nose, lips, cheeks, chin or anywhere else on her face. Williams repeatedly questioned the lips, to which she got a denial and a challenge for a plastic surgeon to find any work done on her face: ‘I want to put it out there. I feel like I should go into a morning show and have a plastic surgeon try and see if I got anything done. I want to prove everyone wrong.’ Said it before… fat transfer. Or botox. Speaking of which, the reality star attributed her 2.0 face to weight loss of 15 pounds: ‘I just lost 15 pounds and it was all in my face. That’s what is insulting to me because I was like, ‘What did my nose look like 15 pounds ago?’

(more…)

LINKS FROM AROUND THE WEB
 

Jessica Biel’s DATASS.jpg At David Letterman

Dec 9th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
No comments yet

Since I don’t really want to be shanked for overlooking it, I’m belatedly posting about these. I actually saw them when they were released, yesterday, but I was all ‘Meh.’ I liked her hair, styling, and make-up, but today’s Jessica Biel posts have been about DATASS.jpg. I’m amused by boobs. Not so much amused by butts. So, again, ‘Meh.’ However, I gather some of you feel I mocked your faps by denying you this set so here it is: every photo of Biel at the Late Show With David Letterman this week I have access to. 12 photos of her in NYC December 7.

(more…)

Holy Water Made Salma Hayek’s Boobs Bigger

Dec 8th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
No comments yet

Salma Hayek appeared on the UK’s The Graham Norton Show to promote a film about which no1curr and discuss her boobs. Several celebrities have admitted similar. From memory, Kim Kardashian and Katy Perry have comparable anecdotes about praying for bigger breasts and waking up with DDs like: ‘I see what you did there.’ Hayek told the talk show host she prayed for her mammoth orphan-feeders using holy water. And Jesus loves racks, I guess. Because it worked. ‘I was the youngest in class and all these girls were starting to get [breasts] and I wasn’t getting anything; I was really scared,’ she said. ‘I was getting teased a lot because everyone was older and I was the skinny tomboy. I went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles. I put my hands in the holy water and went: ‘Please Jesus give me some boobs.”

(more…)

Jon Hamm Will Return To Soothe Your Panties

Dec 2nd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
1 comment

I get the feeling more men are wet for Jon Hamm than women. Right? Like, really feverishly-crushing on the character rather than the man. I can take or leave him, but he has to be in character. As the real guy, smart and interesting as he is, slips into yeti mode reeeal quick. Here are some photos of Hamm on the Mad Men set in Los Angeles. The show is returning March 25, 2012. Until then, let Hamm’s GQ-as-f**kness soothe your aching panties. Or man-panties.

(more…)

Page 3 of 81« First234Last »