Zac Efron appeared on The Today Show where Matt Lauer asked about dropping a condom on the red carpet which I ignored because the first few stories I ever wrote about Efron were about his mother throwing condoms his way when he was underage banging Vanessa Hudgens and his pontificating in Details September 2010 about ‘bathing in p**sy.’ But this is funny, since Lauer won’t let it go live on air. Asked ‘take me through what happened,’ Efron replied: ‘I don’t want to take you through it.’ Lauer persisted and Efron conceded a little: ‘I never really had a pocket-checking policy when I was going on the red carpet before, but now we’ve fully instated one.’ Lauer spelled it out: ‘You dropped a… a condom on the red carpet.’ To which Efron snapped derisively: ‘That was really hard for you to say! That’s a great message to add to the many messages in the film.’
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‘I Don’t Want To Know Victoria’s Secret’
Not understanding what a ‘footballer’s wife’ is, Kate Upton has responded to recent criticism by a Victoria’s Secret casting person who declared her too basic to appear on their runway. Sophia Neophitou said: ‘We would never use [Kate because she's] too obvious. She’s like a [Sun newspaper] Page 3 girl. She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.’ With British idioms, that actually means European football wives, ‘soccer’ wives, specifically; NOT American football. The WAGS (wives and girlfriends) are seen as gauche. So I’m embarrassed for Upton that she takes the insult as a compliment and says in a new interview: ‘Gisele’s a football player’s wife. Gisele’s in that category so I’m good. I’m doing fine in my career, I don’t need to walk down their runway so it’s all good. She can think that and I can think whatever I want about her. I love my curves, I’m healthy.’
Coco Ultrasound To ‘Prove’ Her Butt Is Real
In the third most pointless exercise since Kim Kardashian attempted the same with a butt x-ray and Courtney Stodden tried to prove her boobs were implanted by God with an ultrasound, Coco has tried to prove her butt is real because she lives in a world where fat injections stand out from body fat. I’m going to leave this at the clip of her butt exam, if only because I’d be remiss in not posting it.
Below, for giggles and because I skipped it earlier, Coco’s un-Shopped a$$.
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This Is The Most You’ll See Of Squints’ Goodies
Taylor Swift says she won’t take off her clothes to boost her record sales (not that she needs the help). Asked why she’d not pulled a Britney/ Christina/ Miley and disrobed as soon as she was legal, Swift replied you can say ‘LOL, NOPE!’ when you actually have talent. She tells Today Show, ‘I’m never gonna have the moment where I’m like, ‘I’m a woman now, guys. I’m only gonna write dark songs and I’m gonna dance in my bra all the time.’ That’s not really me…’ Moreover, ‘I find that 22 is an age where a lot of times artists are like ‘I’m a woman now, guys.’ I don’t know. I feel like it should happen naturally for me.’
Five photos of Swift’s gold boob window at last weekend’s Grammy Awards.
E! Filmed Khloe Kardashian Installing Sex Swing
There exists a sex swing sturdy enough to support the love-making of a Wook Wook and its feeder. I jest. Except not at all, since this is the news Khloe Kardashian shared about the new series of her reality show because were she not so open about sexual scenes faked at the behest of producers there wouldn’t be enough KUWTK/ K&KTNY shrapnel left to watch her show. Speaking to E! exclusively because they’re still her pimps, Kardashian admitted that husband Lamar Odom was depressed and not interested in Wook sex because of the NBA lockout. Translation: it’s better to tell the world Little Lamar has a sad, rather than actually filming the Wook taming with a whip and chair and other spontanous things that actually happen in their house. ‘In hindsight, thinking of Lamar’s trade and the lockout and everything, I don’t know how I could have done it if I had a newborn. I don’t think I could have done all this,’ began the 27-year-old, adding that the season two premiere features her installing a sex swing. ‘Having an NBA lockout, I think it really made him depressed. And that affected us in other areas, which I didn’t realize until later. I was trying to overcompensate, like entertain him more. I was always trying to make him happy. I would think, ‘This would made him happy’ [but] now… it’s phenomenal.’
Vanessa Hudgens Admits Foot ‘Tattoo’ Is Fake
The ‘tattoo’ that looked like Vanessa Hudgens drew it on her right foot by holding a pen in between the toes of her left is only a fake. There were a bunch of posts elsewhere about the tattoo that I ignored at the time… then regretted it as soon as LeAnn Rimes got a tattoo on her foot bone because I started thinking ‘Is this a thing? Did I miss it?!’ Well, no. Rimes and her tinkle feet are the only ones with ugly, sideways ink. Hudgens visited Jay Leno last night. Speaking of the ‘All you need is love’ ink, she admitted: ‘It’s fake. I have this mad obsession with drawing on myself, like, I cannot help it. I draw all over my hands, all over my arms, obviously my foot. It’s just fun. It’s hard to commit to a tattoo, like, I have a few, so, when you write on yourself it’s not that much of a commitment.’
