Salma Hayek appeared on the UK’s The Graham Norton Show to promote a film about which no1curr and discuss her boobs. Several celebrities have admitted similar. From memory, Kim Kardashian and Katy Perry have comparable anecdotes about praying for bigger breasts and waking up with DDs like: ‘I see what you did there.’ Hayek told the talk show [...]
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Jon Hamm Will Return To Soothe Your Panties
I get the feeling more men are wet for Jon Hamm than women. Right? Like, really feverishly-crushing on the character rather than the man. I can take or leave him, but he has to be in character. As the real guy, smart and interesting as he is, slips into yeti mode reeeal quick. Here are [...]
Gloria Govan & L.A. Laker Matt Barnes Split
Gloria Govan and her baby daddy, basketball player Matt Barnes, have split for good according to a statement from Barnes: ‘I’d like to address the rumors surrounding mine and Gloria’s relationship. We have reached the difficult decision of ending our relationship and will be going our separate ways at this time. We will work together [...]
ABC Has Cancelled Charlie’s Angels Remake
As karmic retribution for getting back together with Derek Jeter after their split, Minka Kelly is now unemployed. ABC cancelled the terrible-looking Charlie’s Angels reboot no one asked for that looked like an overlong Victoria’s Secret commercial on a budget. Unlike The Playboy Club, that failed to even promote cancelled episode four after the airing [...]
January Jones Wearing Fat Suit On Man Men Set
Here’s January Jones on the Los Angeles Mad Men set October 10, drowning in a vomit-colour muumuu and a fat suit even though she looks like this underneath. I don’t know why Betty Draper/ Francis is wearing that sack thing. That’s a costume, right? It’s some period piece. As in it’s detailed and it’s tasteless. But [...]
NBC Cancels Eddie Cibrian’s The Playboy Club
The Playboy Club has been cancelled because Eddie Cibrian’s dead-eyed Don Draper impression failed to give straight male viewers tingles in their special places like the real thing. Pretty much, I’m ignoring the scandals, the backlash, the copy pasta, the cheap scripts/ editing/ production/ costuming; the show was cancelled because Cibrian’s Slow Draper ™ failed [...]
