There exists a sex swing sturdy enough to support the love-making of a Wook Wook and its feeder. I jest. Except not at all, since this is the news Khloe Kardashian shared about the new series of her reality show because were she not so open about sexual scenes faked at the behest of producers [...]
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Vanessa Hudgens Admits Foot ‘Tattoo’ Is Fake
The ‘tattoo’ that looked like Vanessa Hudgens drew it on her right foot by holding a pen in between the toes of her left is only a fake. There were a bunch of posts elsewhere about the tattoo that I ignored at the time… then regretted it as soon as LeAnn Rimes got a tattoo [...]
Snooki Getting Implants Because She Hates Bras
Snooki confirmed her intention to get breast implants so you’ll watch the forthcoming season of Jersey Shore. She has slightly odd reasoning for wanting implants. It’s to get back at bras for ruining her life (they broke her heart and ruined her credit… they must be stopped). Snooki confirmed to E! News she’s planning on [...]
Pimp Momager Won’t Let Wook Wook Be Great
Kris Jenner has tightened her death grip on Khloe Kardashian’s silky mane. Earlier this week, Wook Wook posted a photo from her mother’s annual Christmas Eve dinner where she was blonder, thinner, and distinctly human-looking (IT’S A TRAP). She went red for the People’s Choice Awards, using her Kool-Aid rations as dye. Pimp momager ordered her [...]
JWoww Didn’t Get Plastic Surgery On Her Face
According to JWoww, she has not had any plastic surgery on her face. Recently. She practically had a full-body surgical make-over, according to an ex-boyfriend who tried to leak her nudes and ‘before’ pictures of when she was heavier. Jwoww is promoting her K-Mart stench in a bottle and the forthcoming season 5 of Jersey Shore on The [...]
Jessica Biel’s DATASS.jpg At David Letterman
Since I don’t really want to be shanked for overlooking it, I’m belatedly posting about these. I actually saw them when they were released, yesterday, but I was all ‘Meh.’ I liked her hair, styling, and make-up, but today’s Jessica Biel posts have been about DATASS.jpg. I’m amused by boobs. Not so much amused by [...]
