Posts Tagged ‘TomKat’

Just when you thought their marriage could not get any creepier, the latest news  in the charade of a marriage that is TomKat is that Tom Cruise is making his robot wife confess her sins to him on a weekly basis. Did I squeeze too much into one sentence again? Okay, let me break it [...]

So, after I posted last week about Katie-bot being let off her leash and allowed to roam the streets of NYC free as a bird, without Tommy or the Scientolo-gang following her ass around, seems Bot is back on her leash and trapped in the confines of remote controlled fauxmance hell – at least if the [...]

Katie Holmes can be seen in these images, walking without the forceful aid of her hubby Tom Cruise, in what I am going to be nice and pretend could be construed as ‘Soccer Mom Chic’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse]. Katie Holmes seen leaving a movie trailer after doing some scenes for her latest movie in New [...]

Tom Cruise is a man that is somewhat unaware of his surroundings; he has no idea he is quite grossly unpopular, he has no idea how annoying his Scientolo-speak is, and he has no idea that Katie-bot has an ‘off’ button. Further proof of Cruise’s lack of ability to comprehend what is going on around [...]

Katie Holmes can be seen in the image above, as she shops in Rio de Janeiro with her daughter, Alien Princess Suri [Website – Amy Grindhouse]. WHAT IS BABY SURI THINKING IN THIS PICTURE? Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to SDFL / Splash News.

Tom Cruise has only just realised that he screwed himself out of half his audience, when he ripped Brooke Shields a new A-hole a while back (over her taking medication for postpartum depression) [Website – Amy Grindhouse]. Star magazine (as you all know, my favourite magazine… as it doubles as potty paper) say Cruise’s PR people are hoping to [...]