Katie Holmes definitely has a malfunction and should be returned to the factory for de-bugging. The actress and mother has shared with Access Hollywood that her daughter, Suri Cruise, loves wearing those tiny baby high heels.
Katie Holmes isn’t usually one for spouting nonsensical musings. At this point, we can safely assume that she’s being used to download too many pirated movies and bootleg MP3s and she has a virus. Being broken and not being in control of what is coming out of her mouth, Holmes keeps sharing these odd tidbits about her contractual obligations made in Scilon heaven. Holmes and Tom Cruise are super-secretive about all the details of their lives you actually give a damn about.
Oddly, neither seems shy about letting you watch their three-year-old develop a slow-burning foot deformity. Holmes recently blurted out something that came out on 90s printer paper, with the little holes down the sides. She was low on ink, so it was hard to read what she said, but is looked something like “She, like every little girl, she loves my high heels… They are actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids. I found them for her and she loves them…. 100010010101″
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