Suri Cruise, every one’s favourite Alien Princess, has been enrolled into a Catholic School. The enrollment into a non-Scio school was at the insistence of her mother, Katie Holmes. It would be no stretch to assume that devotee father, Cruise, wanted his Scio-tot to go to a Scientology school. However, rather than take babies communications [...]
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Suri Cruise $2 Million Worth of Designer Clothes
…and for reason #2,400,928 proving that Suri Cruise leads a more charmed life than you, The Sun claims that the daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise has a wardrobe of designer clothes worth $2 million. An insider said, “They really splurge on Suri.” The pair’s pal Victoria Beckham is also said to have commissioned [...]
Suri Cruise Spotted Wearing Baby High Heels
When looking for celebrity baby images today what I actually found included pictures of three-year-old Suri Cruise wearing a pair of baby-sized high heels. The daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes was spotted out with her mother, on a rare day off the leash, wearing a tiny pair of baby heels. Don’t get it [...]
Katie Holmes Can Probably Put Suri Down Now
Is Katie Holmes weight-training or something? Is she a new and upgraded Windows Vista version that comes with Go Go Gadget arms? Um, are some three-year-olds not super duper heavy? I know Katie is only a robot wife, and therefore she has no feeling in her extremities. However, unless she wants her robot arms to [...]
Suri Cruise Is A Chocolate-Covered Cutie
Suri Cruise does an astonishing impersonation of a child of a regular married couple. If it weren’t for Katie bot being positioned next to her with a “loving” smile hardwired onto her face, there would be no evidence that this little angel were a mini Scilon. She kind of looks like a frightened little mouse [...]
Scientology School Chosen For Suri Cruise
Tommy and his robot wife, Katie, have decided to send little Suri Cruise to a special Scientology school. Suri, who for the time being at least resembles a human being and not a $cientolo-bot, will be attending the Church of Scientology’s New Village Academy. The baby is not yet as far gone as her robot mother, so [...]
