Tom Cruise has taken time out of his busy schedule of CRAY-ZAY, to give advice to MTV’s The Hills star, Spencer Pratt [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Why bother yourself with this FUG-akery Tommy?
Either you have been so busy spit-shining Katie-bot, that you did not notice the BLINDING levels of EPIC fakery on MTV’s The Hills, or, infiltration into popular tween [...]
Posts Tagged ‘TomKat’
Tom & Speidi Should Elope
Will Smith Can’t Shake Scientology Ties
Will Smith still insists that he and wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith, are not Scientologists [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Just like I never tire of he and Beyonce Knowles getting all the plum Black parts in Hollywood, it warms the cockles of my stone-cold heart, to hear Smith is still trying to dig himself out of the Scientology trap. Smith is [...]
Suri’s Alien Papa Speaks
With all the money Tom Cruise has, you would think that he could afford to buy a clue [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Cruise has given an insight into his admirable attempts at raising his button-nosed daughter, Suri, to be a spoiled brat. He insists that the little-one refuses point-blank to wear pants and is a ‘girly girl’. WTF does [...]
Two GD Years Of Scientology Servitude, For Alien Queen Katie
HOORAH – Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are ’celebrating’ their two year wedding anniversary today [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
… and by that, I mean, Katie-bot Holmes, alien queen of all the Thetans, celebrates TWO YEARS of Scientology servitude, while still being tied up in Tom Cruise’s basement… AWESOME!
Can you imagine two phucking years of being locked in the basement of [...]
I Am Terribly Perplexed By Katie Holmes’ Trousers
Katie-bot Holmes, Queen of all the Thetans, can be seen in the image above as she leaves her NYC home in a blue shirt and cardigan with a pair of 70’s bootleg jeans [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I must admit, that I am quite wholly fascinated by Katie Holmes troosers. I think it would be such fun [...]
When One Bundle Of Cuteness Just Isn’t Enough
The Alien Rulers are in desperate need of an heir to their Alien Kingdom.
According to OK magazine, Alien Queen, Katie Holmes, is under lock and key in Alien King, Mighty Mouse Cruise’s cellar, until she can ac’right and produce a male heir [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Cos’ of course, when you are an alien ruler with [...]
