Suri Cruise, age three, who turns four-years-old April 18, 2010, was pictured being carried by her mother… again. Mother and daughter were going into Alice’s Teacup for afternoon tea in New York City, New York on April 2, 2010. Anyone who knows Suri Cruise’s pimp game knows that she doesn’t do no steenkin’ walking. Walking [...]
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Katie Holmes Finally Makes Suri Wear a Coat
It’s the thinnest coat you’ve ever seen. But it’s still a coat. On more occasions than I could mention this little girl’s masochist parents have paraded her in front of the paparazzi, in all kinds of horrid weather, in little more than a Summer dress and jelly shoes. Suri Cruise was wrapped as warm as [...]
Suri Cruise Flamenco Dress and Polka Dot Heels
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and three-year-old Suri. The family were standing around picking their cracks and intermittently looking up to see whether any space cruisers were hovering suspiciously. If they weren’t comprised of a midget in heels, a robot wife, and a baby bot with a great taste in shoes, this would almost be a [...]
TomKat are Ready for a Second Baby Says OK!
According to sources who know nothing and a magazine that marries off a new couple every week, the King and Queen of all Scilons are planning to repopulate the earth. Midgets and robots can’t mate, but these people are really insanely wealthy and so nothing is outside the realm of possibility. The latest issue of [...]
Katie Holmes Says Suri Cruise Loves High Heels
Katie Holmes definitely has a malfunction and should be returned to the factory for de-bugging. The actress and mother has shared with Access Hollywood that her daughter, Suri Cruise, loves wearing those tiny baby high heels. Katie Holmes isn’t usually one for spouting nonsensical musings. At this point, we can safely assume that she’s being [...]
Suri Cruise In The Cold Without a Coat… Again
Suri Cruise has only ever been spotted out with a coat on a handful of times. The daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is always oddly dressed for the weather. Perhaps she was built with the world’s tiniest heater installed, so she can go out with nothing much covering her and not freeze from [...]
