Posts Tagged ‘TomKat’

Tommy and his robot wife, Katie, have decided to send little Suri Cruise to a special Scientology school.
Suri, who for the time being at least resembles a human being and not a $cientolo-bot, will be attending the Church of Scientology’s New Village Academy. The baby is not yet as far gone as her robot mother, so perhaps [...]

Just when you thought their marriage could not get any creepier, the latest news  in the charade of a marriage that is TomKat is that Tom Cruise is making his robot wife confess her sins to him on a weekly basis.
Did I squeeze too much into one sentence again? Okay, let me break it down. Tommy is [...]

So, after I posted last week about Katie-bot being let off her leash and allowed to roam the streets of NYC free as a bird, without Tommy or the Scientolo-gang following her ass around, seems Bot is back on her leash and trapped in the confines of remote controlled fauxmance hell – at least if the [...]

Katie Holmes can be seen in these images, walking without the forceful aid of her hubby Tom Cruise, in what I am going to be nice and pretend could be construed as ‘Soccer Mom Chic’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Katie Holmes seen leaving a movie trailer after doing some scenes for her latest movie in New York [...]

Tom Cruise is a man that is somewhat unaware of his surroundings; he has no idea he is quite grossly unpopular, he has no idea how annoying his Scientolo-speak is, and he has no idea that Katie-bot has an ‘off’ button. Further proof of Cruise’s lack of ability to comprehend what is going on around [...]