To clarify, I think there were two memos 1) That Katie Holmes can and will sue you to death and win, if you libel her 2) Holmes’ spokesperson already denied that these pictures were of a baby bump, insisting that the images were doctored… by the photo agency, I guess, as that’s where the press [...]
Posts Tagged ‘TomKat’
Katie Holmes Gets Apology From Star Magazine
Katie Holmes is not a drug addict, despite the excitable exclamations from Star back in January. Remember, their piece that essentially read: ‘ZOMG!!! Drugs are bad, as are $cilons… BTW, Katie doesn’t really do drugs. SIKE!’ The magazine had claimed that Holmes was hooked on Scientology treatments that are well-known to produce trance-like states and [...]
Katie Holmes Horrified About Penis Gummies
Katie Holmes gave a really adorable interview on Thursday’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show, as part of her promotion for the recently-premiered The Kennedys. Going into entirely more detail than needed when asked a pretty vague softball question by the host, Holmes recounted the cute parenting anecdote of that time daughter Suri Cruise picked up and [...]
Suri Cruise Targeted On New Lies&Style Cover
I tried to think of a less accusatory title for this post, but ‘ Factory Of Bikini Pictures And Lies Picks On Child’ wasn’t quite succint enough for my usual tastes. This story is pretty hilarious; outdone only by the fact that, halfway through, according to Jezebel.com’s tabloid roundup, the magazine begins to contradict its [...]
The History Channel Will Not Air The Kennedys
The History Channel mini series, The Kennedys, starring Katie Holmes as Jackie, has been cancelled. It was finished and supposed to air later this year in the US. However, upon looking at the finished product, they’ve decided to press CTRL+ALT+DEL and clear cache. The multi-million dollar project, finished in its entirity, is The History Channel’s [...]
Tom Cruise Disguise for Mission Impossible 4
Tom Cruise’s latest bid for world domination involves the art of disguise. Those disguises involve false noses and false facial hair and coming up with the cunning ruse of filming inevitable turd that no one really wants to see, Mission Impossible 4. This movie follows wife Katie Holmes’ recently-released The Romantics and ensures there’ll be [...]
