Tommy and his robot wife, Katie, have decided to send little Suri Cruise to a special Scientology school.
Suri, who for the time being at least resembles a human being and not a $cientolo-bot, will be attending the Church of Scientology’s New Village Academy. The baby is not yet as far gone as her robot mother, so perhaps [...]
Posts Tagged ‘TomKat’
Scientology School Chosen For Suri Cruise
Katie Holmes Weekly Confessions To Tom Cruise
Just when you thought their marriage could not get any creepier, the latest news in the charade of a marriage that is TomKat is that Tom Cruise is making his robot wife confess her sins to him on a weekly basis.
Did I squeeze too much into one sentence again? Okay, let me break it down. Tommy is [...]
Katie Holmes Is Deep In Thought…
So, after I posted last week about Katie-bot being let off her leash and allowed to roam the streets of NYC free as a bird, without Tommy or the Scientolo-gang following her ass around, seems Bot is back on her leash and trapped in the confines of remote controlled fauxmance hell – at least if the [...]
Katie Holmes Seems Quite Capable Of Walking Unaided
Katie Holmes can be seen in these images, walking without the forceful aid of her hubby Tom Cruise, in what I am going to be nice and pretend could be construed as ‘Soccer Mom Chic’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Katie Holmes seen leaving a movie trailer after doing some scenes for her latest movie in New York [...]
Tom Cruise Offends The People Of Brazil
Tom Cruise is a man that is somewhat unaware of his surroundings; he has no idea he is quite grossly unpopular, he has no idea how annoying his Scientolo-speak is, and he has no idea that Katie-bot has an ‘off’ button. Further proof of Cruise’s lack of ability to comprehend what is going on around [...]



