Learning nothing from his third divorce except when a Post-It on the refrigerator says you should ‘Call Jim about a deadbolt’ you damn well call Jim about a deadbolt, Tom Cruise said this of being the last to know Katie Holmes had escaped: ‘I did not expect that. [I've had] an incredible amount of time […]
Katie Holmes jumped out of her marriage and into a Whole Foods in New York City July 2012 using burner phones. Because drug dealers, terrorists, and Holmes could all be killed at any minute if they used a contract phone. Holmes also quit Scientology by leaving it a Post-It Note on the nightstand because who […]
The last time Suri Cruise can remember being warm in January is in utero the winter of 2006. And now it’s 2013 and she is finally warm again in this season-appropriate clothing. Here are some photos from this weekend in which the holy child’s holy feet are touching the unholy ground of New York City.
Katie Holmes is one of the New Yorkers displaced by Sandy although it’s slightly less sad when a multi-million dollar apartment in The Mercantile building in Chelsea loses its power for a few days but remains largely intact while a chunk of Staten Island is almost wiped off the map by the same storm. While […]
In early October, someone who cared enough to count noted it had been 65 days since Tom Cruise physically visited Suri Cruise from whom he’s been separated while working in Europe. It’s now end of October and 85 days, I think, since he last saw his youngest daughter. And now he’s suing some tabloids for counting those […]
The last time anyone from the paparazzi remembers being invited to photograph Tom Cruise with Suri Cruise during visitation is nearly three months ago. Because, says his lawyer, he’s been too busy working in England to have physical visits with his six-year-old (they Skype instead). And Vanity Fair exposing his religion’s glorified escort service means […]