Taylor Momsen presents her taint for Satan, according to one of these images. The 17-year-old, who’s an adult now, phew, wore a t-shirt that read ‘I F**k For Satan,’ because short shorts with ‘Baby’ written on them are so ten years ago. The teenager has to get attention somehow. And using her obnoxious and at this point obtrusive sexuality seems to be working in lieu of musical talent (rocking out like a hipster in black nail polish, unaware that you’re derivative of better bands from 10-15 years ago, does not make you a musical genius). Below are pictures of Momsen’s band, The Pretty Reckless, as they performed at the Tattoo Rock Parlour in Toronto, CA this weekend. Momsen dressed as Fetish Hamburglar and wore a leather daiper-looking thing and seemed to give some girl a lapdance.
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Taylor Momsen Performs Dressed Like a Hooker
I left the word ‘Again’ out of that title, didn’t I? My bad. Taylor Momen performed this weekend and she was dressed like a hooker again. The singer and actress has already pointed out that in her native New York she’s actually a legal adult. I’m pretty sure the thing she’s dressed for isn’t legal in New York. But I steered clear of that fancy devil worshippers’ book learnin’, so I don’t really understand the finer points of American law. Momsen is shown in these pictures as she performs live at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles, CA. In the pictures below, she’s seen wearing a red corset with snaps for her stockings, the always-present black stockings (this time with no holes) and her always-present stripper heels. I’m pretty sure she’s working hard at a promotion from stripper to hooker. I just don’t have the heart to tell the 17-year-old she’s going to have to keep Hamburgling on the side because it’s a different career path altogether (prostitution requires an entirely different certification from community college).
Taylor Momsen’s a Totally Awesome Role Model
Taylor Momsen has spoken out, again, to clarify that she’s not a role model. Totally missing the part of her job where she becomes a defacto role model by virtue of being in the public eye. Someone perhaps needs to sit her down and explain that paradox to the 17-year-old, as she leaves the house wearing nothing but underwear, stripper heels and an exposed tampon string for (decoration). The singer/ actress is reported to have said the above during an interview. Claiming annoyance that a stupid 12-year-old would look up to her stupid antics and want her stupid stripper heels. It’s all, like, totally stupid. Oh, and she’s swearing for dramatic affect in interviews again. Talk to her about that, too.
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Taylor Momsen Is Legally An Adult In New York
Thank heavens, we finally have an explanation for why Taylor Momsen flashes her nearly bare breasts during concerts, and smokes, and goes on stage wearing only underwear, and poses in little more for magazines, and shoots music videos naked, lives a secret life of crime as the Hamburglar. I’ve already posted some quotes from Momsen’s interview with Kerrang magazine. Earlier, we learnt that she was sorry for blaming her parents for her nasty attitude. Not sorry for her attitude; sorry she blamed her parents for using her as a child star, thus turning her into a brat. Momsen, who turns 18 on July 23, finally, tells Kerrang that because of some technicality in New York, she’s a legal adult. Asked if her parents were required to go on tour with her because of her young age, Momsen replied, ‘No, I’m a legal adult. Whatever that means. I graduated high school two years early, so I’m responsible for myself under some weird New York state law.’
Taylor Momsen Apologizes for Blaming Parents
Taylor Momsen said sorry for blaming her parents for… everything. As you may recall, the actress and Pretty Reckless singer went on a parent-blaming rant. She told WENN, during an interview in mid-November, ‘My parents signed me up with Ford [modelling agency] at the age of two. No two-year-old wants to be working, but I had no choice. My whole life, I was in and out of school; I didn’t have friends; I was working constantly and I didn’t have a real life.’ Add to that the videos that surfaced soon after of her 1997 Shake ‘N’ Bake commercial and others, and it wasn’t hard to see her point. However, she’s only now clarifying that her comments were taken out of context. I don’t see how, I really don’t, but okay. Sure. The musician tells Britain’s Kerrang she feels ‘horrible’ about her comments. ‘I love my mom and dad. Maybe I didn’t have the childhood people think you should have, but I still went through the ages, I was still a child,’ she said. ‘Maybe it wasn’t a conventional one, but you know… I like where I am now so it’s OK.’ She adds, finally, ‘I think my parents have learned by this point that none of [what they read] is probably true, and words can be put in your mouth.’
Taylor Momsen Makes Scottish Geography Error
Taylor Momsen was probably too busy masturbating at the back of class to bother paying attention to silly geography lessons. Same as I was in English Lang./ Lit. classes; hence my mastery of the language. The Pretty Reckless singer was over in the UK, and performing with her band. While on stage in Glasgow, last week, she was reported to have made an error in geography. Which p**sed off the crowd. She said, hoping to get them on side, ‘We are The Pretty Reckless and we have heard that Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England.’ Oh. No, Momsen. Scotland isn’t a city/ town, or whatever, in England. It’s in Mexico. GEOGRAPHY RULES. Oh, if Mrs Smith of Failure High calls for me, I was only… checking that Sharpie. And that ruler. And the hot dogs I had for no reason.












