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Stupid Quote Of The Day: Chace Crawford Edition

Chace Crawford, spoke to NY Daily News, about being a Tom Cruise wannabe [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

“Do I sing in the shower? I’m sure I’ve had a Risky Business moment or two. But it’s not really a recurring thing.”

Now, I’m not saying that Chace is as gay as the day is long, or anything… but this will NOT help the Perez Hilton generated gay rumours.

For the record – I could give a dog’s pair of hairy balls, whether or not Chace is gay.

I never gave a damn about Jakey Poo Gyllenhaal’s sexuality, even when we made sexy times. I don’t care about Chace’s either. He has a pulse and (one can assume) functioning genitalia – that’ll be all I need.

I’d hit it, til I couldn’t walk or swallow anymore*. FUCK THE GAY RUMOURS!

[IMAGE CREDIT: Richie Buxo / Splash News]

*Feeling dirty today, so sue me!

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Stupid Quote Of The Day: Pete Wentz Edition

There’s dumbass-ness aplenty in the Simpson-Wentz household. Check out the quote below for the real reason Pete Wentz and his wife ASSlee named their baby Bronx Mowgli [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

“I feel weird—people have all these ideas of what it means now. I think it’s kind of cool to leave the narrative the way it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever…I don’t think anybody knows the real story of why or how. We came up with the idea Bronx, we’d been throwing it back and forth a while ago. The Jungle Book is something me and Ashlee bonded over. It’s really cool.”

[IMAGE CREDIT: Pacific Coast News]

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Stupid Quote Of The Day: Kanye West Edition

Ready for some more celeb idiocy? NO?!? Well, tough shit! I know you have all had a gutfull, but Kany-ezee is so full of these wonderful treats that it makes it hard to ration this shit out in bite-sized portions.

The latest mind-numbing quote to be screamed, all CAPS style, out of a window at Kanye University is:

“I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. I have to be in a way more grimey environment to turn any rap music on”

Kanye West during a recent interview with DJ SemtexClick here to listen to the entire interview.

Image credit to Pete Goddard / Splash News.

Stupid Quote Of The Day: Salma Hayek Edition

Salma Hayek and her ample momma-chi-chis gave the quote below about how breastfeeding is like an alcohol-addiction [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Let us examine that comparison for a minute.

If say, I, were to go around telling people that I found feeding to be like a crack-addiction, one would think that would raise one or two red flags with CPS.

Why then, is it that normal people like Kerry ‘Catatonic’ Katona cannot drink on the job, without threat of having her children taken away. Yet, Chichis McGee can have a tipple and BRAG about it with no effing consequences?

Hayek’s tittays told Style Magazine (via FoxNews):

“I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop. The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It’s like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well.”

[IMAGE CREDIT: Jonathan Friolo/In House Photo/S]

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Stupid Quote Of The Day: Eva Mendes Edition

I could just as easily have called this the ‘YOU GO GIRL’ Edition… but that would have been too easy [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Eva Mendes waxed idiot in the quote below – in order to justify something, which, to be frank, I would not have thought is contentious.

“Once I have decided to strip off – whatever it is for – I don’t get nervous because there is a reason behind it.

“It is not just like ‘Oh great! Oops all my clothes fell off.”

So what have we learnt boys and girls – Showing ones boobies, especially when one is rather freakin’ HOT, is not a problem. Showing ones boobies, under any other circumstances, I agree, is not so wise!

[IMAGE CREDIT: CB/ Splash News]

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Stupid Quote Of The Day: Jessica Biel Edition

Deep thoughts by Jessica Biel… [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

“I don’t know how I’ll cope with aging – I better start figuring it out. I feel my knees changing – like, why do I have this pain when I’m running on the treadmill? What’s going on with my lower back when I wake up in the morning? I just feel changes. And I’m definitely fearful in a very vain manner about my body aging. I think it’s freaky weird to look at a picture of your grandmother when she was a young woman and look at her now.”

- Jessica Biel opens her mouf and says fings in the new issue of U.K. Marie Claire.

[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News]

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