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Stupid Quote Of The Day: George Clooney Edition

George Clooney has made the dreams of many sadistic women come true, by offering himself up for adoption [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
“I always wanted to be adopted, but I couldn’t find anyone,” said the Clooney, speaking at a Newseum event in Washington, D.C., with his dad, former Ohio news anchor Nick Clooney, and veteran journalist [...]

Stupid Quote Of The Day: Paula Abdul Edition

Paula Abdul claims that she  has been a heavy influence on pop stars like Beyonce and Rihanna [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The American Idol judge, 46, says that modern-day pop tarts have stolen her crown. She also thinks her turdy 80’s hits are a big part of the reason for their success:
“My videos stand the test of time. They are [...]

Stupid Quote Of The Day: Lily Allen Edition

Lily Allen is determined to maintain her reputation as the most outspoken star in the UK – in the quote below she reveals a shocking secret about her brother, Alfie [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
“He’s got a huge penis.”
“When I lived at home, Alfie’s room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would often be in [...]

Stupid Quote Of The Day: Kevin Jonas Edition

Kevin Jonas, of boyband The Jonas Brothers (pictured far right), has admitted that he is “really bad at spelling”. The 21-year-old says that he has struggled with writing and it has caused problems in previous relationships [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
In a new interview with M Magazine (via Pop Crunch), Jonas explains that he has both very poor spelling [...]

Stupid Quote Of The Day: Ben Affleck Edition

GAWD – since his career went in the shitter, there aren’t nearly enough excuses for me to write about the 200lbs of FAIL that are Ben Affleck [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Apparently, Ben Affleck doesn’t think Saint Angelina Jolie has the star power necessary to be a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations. Or, at least that’s what [...]

Stupid Quote Of The Day: Paris Hilton Edition

Paris Hilton is still trying to convince the unwashed masses that her intellect is as substantial as her cup-size [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
She was recently quoted as saying:
“I’m very intelligent. I’m capable of doing everything put to me. I’ve launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I’m living proof blondes are not stupid.”
Parasite’s turd-filled [...]