After months of the tabloids desperately trying to marry off the singer, and falsely reporting every gumball ring worn on the wrong finger, it would appear Britney Spears may actually be getting engaged. Reportedly, multiple sources confirm to TMZ.com, Jason Trawick is planning to propose to the singer tonight while they’re both in Las Vegas. Which is totally awesome, since Vegas marks her first marriage and the beginning of a years’-long slide towards her eventual breakdown. The singer reportedly knows the proposal is coming, and she’s under conservatorship so this has to be signed-off by a judge (supposedly, it’s all good on that front). Trawick asked the 30-year-old’ singer’s father, Jamie Spears, for permission as well as the court’s… and Trawick will have to sign a prenup.
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Tabloids Still Trying To Marry Off Britney Spears
The tabloids have been trying to marry off Britney Spears for months now. Failing that, since she’s obviously not re-married, someone in the creative fiction department has got some ‘splainin to do. Rather than let their earlier story die, In Touch Weekly claim there’s no ring because Spears turned down a proposal on her birthday two weeks ago. A proposal that never happened and now requires no proof. See how that works? ‘Jason got down on one knee and asked. Britney panicked and said she needed time to think. She won’t rush into anything without giving it a lot of thought.’ Moreover, she’s still under conservatorship.
Jason Trawick Went Engagement Ring Shopping?
Since they got together, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have been subject to lazy, repetitive engagement rumours. Every time Spears wears a tinny/ gumball ring on either her ring finger or a finger adjacent to her ring finger, people get excited like this wouldn’t be her third marriage. This week, it’s the turn of RadarOnline.com’s creative fiction department to keep the liar fire’s burning with an engagement story. As usual, the outlet admits they’re NOT engaged. It’s some filler about how he’s planning to propose. 1) engagements are absolutes, one is or is not… she is not 2) moreover, she’s under conservatorship and he’d need to ask her father first. Well, it’s a slow news day so I’m paying this source account lip service: ‘He has been everywhere from Tiffany to Harry Winston looking for a ring and he is close to making his final decision,’ says the source. ‘Don’t expect anything too massive or obnoxious. This ring will be classy and under 4-carats… Britney and Jason discuss marriage all the time. Britney is truly in love with Jason, and well, Jason has loved her for a very, very long time.’
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Britney Spears Interviews Like A Dosed Toddler
Britney Spears is being let off her leash a little more, the closer she gets to 30-years-old. It’s her birthday in just over a week and, perhaps, her birthday present will be pooping in her poop bucket without having to first seek notorized permission from her father (I demand she poop in the middle of the floor in protest if she doesn’t get her way). For now, she’s still a medicated mouthpiece for the gaggle of handlers who hover in each interview. According to this new interview with Stylist, she was light on the medication, heavy on the handlers. Moreover, she may have snuck in some warmth and personal anecdotes when no one was looking. Most notably, she talks about paparazzi intrusion/ interest waning and struggling to stay in shape without the motivation of uppers. The below reads like an interview with a dosed toddler, but it’s worth the read.
Britney Spears Made A Video For Sweet Dreams
Britney Spears’ tour looks like a washout. It’s a lethargic former-star wandering around looking lost on her own stage, occasionally being directed to present to the audience and give a random a lapdance. And there are lots of little musical segues to play while Spears gets medicated out back. This is one of them, Marilyn Manson’s Sweet Dreams. It’s supposed to be sexy and panty (I’m using that as a descriptor now). But it looks like an s&m gangbang version of Criminal.
Britney Spears Will Magically Be Wiser At 30
Britney Spears covers Glamour UK October. I dunno about these dresses. I think the magazine just wanted something less-obvious than Dolce & Gabbana stars, because those were played out on sight. Also, Spears looks like She-Hulk on the right. She needs to learn to pose, so she looks less boxy and hard. Anyway, her interview’s pointless and flimsy. As are all her inteviews. Glamour at least asks about her 30th birthday, which is in December. ‘I think the older you get, the wiser you get,’ the singer replied, being super cereal. ‘I can’t wait. I’m really excited and definitely gonna celebrate and do something spectacular. I’m gonna be in South America so I’ll have to do something fun. A carnival of Britney?’




