Someone on the preview of this cover asked whether Britney Spears’ weave had been Photoshopped. In case anyone else is wondering, it pretty much looks that way. Her team bribed her with sodey pop to get her to the hair salon. Her face is Photoshopped into oblivion and her neck’s at a creepy angle that [...]
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Preview Of Britney Spears In Harper’s Bazaar
Britney Spears will cover an upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar and she’s doing pretty well for someone who was just declared ‘mentally incapable’ of walking and talking by her own parents. It’s been pretty widely noted that Spears is phoning in the entire promotion for her latest album. She’s been doing interviews over Twitter, by [...]
Britney Spears Engagement Report Misleading
Reports of Britney Spears being engaged for a third time are untrue. The singer was photographed wearing a diamond ring on her engagement finger during her eldest son’s Little League game. However, the reports were misleading. As often happens, it was the photo agency itself who started the rumour with its lazy captioning. She could [...]
Britney Spears Bans Cookie Dough Ice Cream
There have been all kinds of stories floating around, since about 2007, intensifying in 2009, about the assorted things Britney Spears is not allowed to be in the same room as. For the most part, the rumours were around druggie dancers who were not to sniff glue in her general direction. Or whatever. They were [...]
Till The World Ends Feat. Nicki Minaj & Ke$ha
So, on Good Friday, as every one of you slipped into a preemptive or sympathy chocolate coma, this was released. I missed it too. I’ve been farting chocolate, three days straight, and my vision’s going a little blurry from chocolate poisoning. While I raise the alarm, you can listen to the below. It’s the remix [...]
Britney Spears Till The World Ends Music Video
Because the two-step won’t bring itself back, Britney Spears can be seen below in the music video for Till The World Ends; one of the notably weaker songs on Femme Fatale, based on its free, live streaming (find the link to the whole album’s legal streaming on AOL). I’m still kind of lost, as to [...]
