Britney Spears covers Glamour UK October. I dunno about these dresses. I think the magazine just wanted something less-obvious than Dolce & Gabbana stars, because those were played out on sight. Also, Spears looks like She-Hulk on the right. She needs to learn to pose, so she looks less boxy and hard. Anyway, her interview’s [...]
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Britney Spears Credits Dad With Saving Her Life
Britney Spears got the She Can Tie Her Own Shoes Now Award at this Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards because she’s owed at least one of those in the terms of her conservatorship. I don’t really know what to make of Spears at the moment. She’s managed to keep herself and her kids alive with [...]
Britney Spears Wanted To Teach Your Chirrens
Asked what she would do if she weren’t a pop mimer/ waddler, Britney Spears opined that she would be a teacher. Because chirrens need learnin’. ‘I’d probably be a teacher,’ she said. ‘I love kids, and even in what I do now one of my favorite parts of my day is getting to meet my [...]
Britney Spears Sued For Being Nasty & Unkempt
The lawsuit from that former bodyguard who claimed to have been sent pictures of Britney Spears’ taint has filed more documents in court. Fernando Flores, who is suing the medicated singer for sexual harassment, now claims that Spears is dirty, nasty, and has negligible ability to keep herself clean. Ha-durr. We know she’s nasty. We [...]
Another Video Where Britney’s Standing Still
Poor Britney Spears (who is, inexplicably, about 45-years-old in this video, rather than 30). It’s bad enough her tour’s devolved into her giving lap dances. She’s pretty much 100% consistently drug-addled and glassy-eyed to the point I’m not even convinced she’s aware of her surroundings anymore. That’s the only way I can explain this video. [...]
The Person Scrubbing Britney Needs A Medal
Whoever it is washing and brushing each crevice of this woman before she appears at photo shoots needs a medal. This is the recently-released single cover for Britney Spears’ latest song, one of the weakest on her album by far, I Wanna Go. It’s a pretty lazy affair, and despite an album full of samey [...]
