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Britney Spears Slated Over VMA Nominations

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Britney Spears has had a great comeback and has managed to stay on the wagon, while under the conservatorship of her dungeon master daddy. No tales of her acting like a wayward tween or falling out of clubs in the middle of the night. In fact, the only sign that she may be wobbling is that her weave seems to be a little out of control.

Anyways, Spears has landed seven nominations at the 26th Annual MTV Video Music Awards, including the top category for Video of the Year, but a number of industry insiders are questioning whether or not the pop princess and the video accompanying her hit single Womanizer really deserve quite so many nominations.

“We were surprised she got so many nominations because she has been ‘lip synching’ and while she is talented, the terrain has changed so this may be sympathy nominations because she is getting well,” one baffled industry insider told Fox News on Wednesday.

Some bigwigs in the music world have even suggested that MTV simply handed Britney the massive number of nods to encourage a boost in the VMAs lagging ratings. Britney’s almost career-ending performance at the 2007 Video Music Awards sent viewership sailing up from the year before by more than 41 percent. “Every network is hurting for eyeballs. Britney always draws an audience.” (via Pop Crunch)

I’d say that for the most part I agree. Her new material is hardly worthy of so many nominations in a year with so many more deserving artists coming onto the scene. Pity nominations only degrade the VMA brand further.

The 2009 MTV VMAs airs from Radio Music Hall in NYC, Sunday, September 13.

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Britney Spears Circus Tour Official Footage


Britney Spears Circus Tour – Official Yahoo video footage

Britney Spears has just released the first legit footage from her Circus Live 2009 tour. The video is fairly long and shows the start of the show. You may wanna poke yourself in the eye for the first minute and a half, as that is how long Perez you-know-who’s guest introduction thingy is.

The footage shows our beloved little possum being lowered onto the stage, in her snazzy ringleader outfit. The red jacket is one of the less slutty outfits worn, so of course it comes straight off and two dollar hooker Spears comes out to play. Oddly, even after all this time, it still puts my nose out of joint to see her bob around stage limply, out of time with the music and mime in front of the people who put her on the stage in the first place.

If you wanna watch P Nasty’s crusty mug and a bikini-clad cheese puff, click the above video (you may need to wait for the stoopid pre-roll advert).

Britney Spears Pulls Face While Out Shopping

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Britney Spears is the love of my life. I love her for being firmly off the crazy wagon, even when a life of debauchery is undoubtedly more fun. I love her for changing her hair more often than I change my church panties. Most of all, I love that despite being a rather pretty girl when she puts her mind to it, Spears is still capable of taking horrid pictures like the one above.

Britney Spears spent her day shopping around with her assistant on Robertson Blvd. But the musical talent looked to be a little tired with worn make-up and dark circles around her eyes. Britney tried on clothes at Vionnet in Los Angeles, California on August 11, 2009. (via Fame Pictures)

Image credit to CA/ Flynet Online; Fame Pictures.

Britney Spears Kill the Lights Animated Video


Britney Spears Kill the Lights new animated music video.

Britney Spears has just released the animated cartoon video to Kill the Lights.

The video premiered to cries of laziness and fans asking wtf was up with her not filming an actual video. The Kill the Lights video above is a promo taken directly from Britney’s official site. However, there is no confirmation as to whether this is supposed to be the song’s offical promo. Guess this is better than the last mess she released where horsey porn cunningly doubled as an advert for Candies clothing.

Update from BritneySpears.com: “Here is the video premiere for the winning submission from Britney’s Global Fan Fiction contest. Britneli, the grand-prize winner, chose ‘Kill the Lights’ and wrote a Britney-inspired story which has been transformed into this official digitally animated music video. Enjoy!”

For those who’ve gotten back the taste for it, Break the Ice is also below.


Britney Spears Break the Ice animated music video from 2008.

Britney Spears’ Candies Commercial: First Look


Britney Spears’ Candies clothing commercial: first look video

Britney Spears official YouTube channel has just posted a promotional video for her Candies tie-in. The clothing, I guess, is the clothing from the horsey-porn Radar video. That explains why the music promo felt like one bad, drawn-out clothing commercial… that’s exactly what it was. Assuming you’ve not seen the Radar video already, check out the fashion and music above.

Spears’ cooter covering clothes can be found at Candies and Kohls.

Britney Spears Not Dead Despite Hoax Claims

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Britney Spears’ official Twitter and Twitpic were compromised earlier today and a fake announcement sent out saying that she was dead. The star’s social network was thought to have been accessed by someone getting hold of her TwitPic details and using that to send out an automatic message. The message they sent maliciously said “Britney has passed today. It is a sad day for everyone. More to come.”

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Britney Spears Official Twitter: Showing the fake tweet (click to enlarge)

Ellen DeGeneres and Diddy’s Twitter accounts also posted fake death announcements today, as part of the same nasty attack. This is so freakin’ mean. After all the celebrity deaths in the past week or two, this is the last thing people need. This is the kind of news that has possum fans throwing themselves off bridges. They don’t take this kind of prank well.

There are still wife-beaters and booty shorts to be worn and nip wars to fight with Fish Lips 2.0 (Fish Lips 2.0 is winning the battle of the nips at this point). Our beloved possum is alive and well and I for one hope the bed-wetting hacker is caught.

The most recent message on her page says, “Britney’s Twitter was just hacked. The last message is obviously not true. She is fine and dandy spending a quiet day at home relaxing.”