Britney Spears was photographed shopping in Beverly Hills, CA. She wore a white, strapless mini dress which she managed not to spill down. Progress! After coming out of fashion store Bebe, she had her bodyguard hold her bags. Hang on… should some maniac attack the singer, her staff would first need to set down her bags and then wrestle the assailant. Sure, yeah, that totally makes sense.
Pictures below show Britney Spears after going shopping on March 31, 2010.
Britney Spears has been looking pretty good of late. She was spotted out, late in the week, with boyfriend Jason Trawick and she looked better than she had in months. However, with him not immediately in sight, Spears let it all slide. She decided to run backwards through a hedge, take off her bra, and run wild at a gas station. This is a totally random situation that we’ve never been witness to before. The Uggs, the same hideous cut-offs she spent most of her breakdown wearing, and the ratty weave. Nope, this totally doesn’t look like a mid-breakdown Spears. Only, it does. Do you want to call a medic, or shall I?
Below are pictures of a bra-less Britney Spears at a gas station in Los Angeles, CA, March 19, 2010. Oh, you may like to know that Spears has learned how to fly.
One does wonder whether celebrities even hear about all the outlandish rumours about themselves. It was rumoured, earlier in the week, that Britney Spears and talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick were split up. According to the reports, regurgitated as fact, the 28-year-old performer and her 38-year-old man-friend had split. The news appeared to have originated from the home of all B.S., the mouth of an anonymous source who had probably never even met the couple.
They were spotted together, hand in hand, looking very much a couple. You can decide for yourself, looking at the pics, but I think they’re at least still banging.
12 pics showing Spears and Trawick shopping in Beverly Hills, CA, March 17. After they finished in Beverly Hills, they drove to Studio City, CA, where they stopped at Party City for purchases including a headband crown for Spears. Trawick was said to have opened car doors for Spears. He also never missed a chance to hold her hand. Which guys totally only do when they’re getting some.
What’s that saying, same old shish just a different day. Well today Britney Spears may have a new weave, but she still can’t manage to get on a bra in the morning. It’s not like she can’t afford something to contain those puppies.
She can afford to get her weave did. She can afford to go to Wal-Mart and get a Two-fer in this bish. I’m actually going to pause for a second after blogging about her saggy-ass tittehs and send her some of my underwear. All I got is one ripped bra, and one pair of church panties. But that’s more than she seems to have. Her GD tittehs are dragging on the floor. I’m prepared to blog bra-less until such time as I can afford to go back to Target. It’ll be worth it, to not have to stare at pics of her breasticles swinging and knocking paparazzi in the face.
If for some reason you wish to stare at her swing low, sweet chariots see below.
Hold the phone, Britney Spears’ usually matted weave doesn’t cover itself in glitter and unicorn vomit. Its unmatched, uncombed beauty is provided by weave experts. Experts I gather she pays to make her hair look like this.
The sometime singer spends more time dying her hair than she does singing, or mothering for that matter. Bored of her brown hair, and needing a quick and easy reason for the paps to take her picture again, the songstress headed to a West Hollywood salon. In place of actual staff, I am going to assume they are just leaving the unicorns to their own devices to vomit all over her hair unattended. It looks better than it did before. And if I were a betting woman, I would guess someone ran a comb through it. However, it is still looking a little woolen. The texture of the extensions never does quite match her own hair.
It’s better than nothing, and it’s probably the more humane option than running her through the car wash. Or just plonking a nest of possums atop her head, in the manner her handlers used to. You can click both pictures for a closer look.
New Britney Spears Candie’s promos have been revealed. In the first picture Spears looks cute, if distorted in a hey-the-perspective-is-screwed-and-her-head-looks-too-big-for-her-body kind of way. This picture was taken by Annie Leibovitz. I know it’s a little hard to tell this is an Annie Leibovitz, as it doesn’t look like Spears was strung out on meth, unlike with the last official photo.
The bottom image looks to be pre-photoshop, joyfully. We can see Spears trying to re-capture her 1999-hotness in all her blotchy glory, rather than have to play the game of Guess Which Body Parts Were Photoshopped on Afterwards.
[ETA: My buddy PoorBritney points out the 2nd pic was a leaked photo from an '09 shoot, not new one. Sorry for the mix up, I got both pics from the same place.]
Image credit to World of Britney and Breathe Heavy thanks to ONTD.
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