New Britney Spears Candie’s promos have been revealed. In the first picture Spears looks cute, if distorted in a hey-the-perspective-is-screwed-and-her-head-looks-too-big-for-her-body kind of way. This picture was taken by Annie Leibovitz. I know it’s a little hard to tell this is an Annie Leibovitz, as it doesn’t look like Spears was strung out on meth, unlike [...]
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Britney Upset About Extended Conservatorship
Britney Spears will be spending her Christmas chained to the radiator in my basement, along with Prostitot Cyrus, Amy Wino, and MooMoo Carey’s half-dead photoshoppers. Okay, I jest, she’ll be in her father’s basement not mine. The stringy-weaved singer is still under the control of her dungeon-master daddy. She may not still be ill with [...]
Britney Spears 3 Music Video the Director’s Cut
Britney Spears 3 music video with additional scenes, for the director’s cut. Britney Spears has released the director’s cut of her 3 music video. The original was underwhelming to say the least, but this version is marginally better. The first version premiered to moderate hype, with her Twitter releasing three boring non-descript promotional music video [...]
Britney Spears Spends Birthday With Boyfriend
Britney Spears is 28-years-old today, December 2, 2009. The singer put on her possum pellet-free weave and then screwed the whole thing up by shoving the strands under that rather snazzy hat. The singer is back in Los Angeles after wrapping up her sell-out, lip synced Australian tour. While on the tour, Spears made with [...]
Britney Spears Marriage Rumours Surface Again
Britney Spears and her on-again off-again boyfriend/ manager Jason Trawick are on the latest cover of OK! magazine. I know the title of the magazine has nothing to do with this pile of turdiness, but no, it’s most certainly not okay. It’s not okay that our lady of all things over-caffeinated may be walking down [...]
Britney Spears Upset Over Concert Complaints
Britney Spears is having a pretty crappy week. She is said to be upset about fans walking out during a performance and criticisms of her Australian shows. Britney Spears landed in Australia last week for her first ever shows there. Having not lip-synced and waddled around on an Aussie stage before, she clearly didn’t know [...]
