I’m projecting, a lot. I’m also assuming, a lot, based on the fact that Britney Spears has been pulling a month-long bish face. The singer was spotted in her trailer trash uniform (stained wife-beater and cut-off booty shorts… carrying a trash beverage of choice), making her way into a music studio in Los Angeles, CA [...]
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Britney Spears Is Thinking Ahead. Way Ahead.
Britney Spears is the badly photoshopped cover girl for the new issue of Cosmopolitan August 2010. The cover kind of looks like a three-year-old’s first attempt at using MS Paint. It’s probably the worst travesty against magazine covers since Elle made Rihanna’s head wider than her waist for their cover. Aside from that, there are [...]
FYI: Britney is Wearing Panties. Yellow Ones.
Before you ask, yes, I do very much consider these kinds of things to be public service announcements. I considered it my duty to give the people what they want. And they want to know that all of Britney Spears’ goodies are contained in some sort of iron-clad super-panties from which they cannot escape. Well, [...]
BRITNEY SPEARS STILL ANGRY. BRITNEY SMASH!
Britney Spears is still mad that she had to settle for a lunch of puny human food, rather than townspeople, mid-last week. The singer was spotted STOMP, STOMP, STOMPING, around Calabasas, CA after having lunch with the help. She’s now back with a vengeance and she brought her weave for back-up. Some of you mofos, [...]
A Random Never Before Seen Event Occurs…
Here are some pictures of a totally unknown up-and-coming, non-crazy, artist by the name of Britney Spears. I don’t really know who this girl is, but she’s cute as a button and the gazillion pictures of her from my agency pretty much only ever show her at Starbucks. I think she either just really likes [...]
BRITNEY SPEARS ANGRY… BRITNEY SMAAAAASH!
BRITNEY SPEARS MAAAD! BRITNEY SMAASH. RAWR… and such. I’m pretty sure that after these pictures were taken a tiny Japanese town and all of its peoples were stomped on and eaten. Spears was actually in Calabasas, California on June 22, 2010, not Japan, but that’s a technicality I don’t care to try to explain. Spears [...]
