One does wonder whether celebrities even hear about all the outlandish rumours about themselves. It was rumoured, earlier in the week, that Britney Spears and talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick were split up. According to the reports, regurgitated as fact, the 28-year-old performer and her 38-year-old man-friend had split. The news appeared to have originated from [...]
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Britney Spears Will Probably Never Wear a Bra
What’s that saying, same old shish just a different day. Well today Britney Spears may have a new weave, but she still can’t manage to get on a bra in the morning. It’s not like she can’t afford something to contain those puppies.
She can afford to get her weave did. She can afford to go [...]
Britney Spears Blonde Hair and Extensions Pics
Hold the phone, Britney Spears’ usually matted weave doesn’t cover itself in glitter and unicorn vomit. Its unmatched, uncombed beauty is provided by weave experts. Experts I gather she pays to make her hair look like this.
The sometime singer spends more time dying her hair than she does singing, or mothering for that matter. Bored [...]
New Britney Spears Candie’s Campaign Adverts
New Britney Spears Candie’s promos have been revealed. In the first picture Spears looks cute, if distorted in a hey-the-perspective-is-screwed-and-her-head-looks-too-big-for-her-body kind of way. This picture was taken by Annie Leibovitz. I know it’s a little hard to tell this is an Annie Leibovitz, as it doesn’t look like Spears was strung out on meth, unlike [...]
Britney Upset About Extended Conservatorship
Britney Spears will be spending her Christmas chained to the radiator in my basement, along with Prostitot Cyrus, Amy Wino, and MooMoo Carey’s half-dead photoshoppers. Okay, I jest, she’ll be in her father’s basement not mine. The stringy-weaved singer is still under the control of her dungeon-master daddy.
She may not still be ill with the [...]
Britney Spears 3 Music Video the Director’s Cut
Britney Spears 3 music video with additional scenes, for the director’s cut.
Britney Spears has released the director’s cut of her 3 music video. The original was underwhelming to say the least, but this version is marginally better.
The first version premiered to moderate hype, with her Twitter releasing three boring non-descript promotional music video stills. The [...]
