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A Stoner Wrote Britney Spears’ X Factor Rider

Britney Spears’ X Factor rider has purportedly leaked, and I’m running with it despite its glaring omissions of paste, crayons, chocolate milk, Red Bull, gum, or Starbucks. A source tells LOOK Magazine Team Britney requires 24-pack cases of Diet Coke, 10 snack-sized bags of Doritos, 10 pieces of chicken, four pints of potato salad, and 12 Snickers bars replenished each week. She also asked for 12 vases of magnolia blossoms for her dressing room, 34 Herve Leger dresses, and a team comprised of a personal manicurist, a facialist, and a massage therapist.

Britney Knows You Know She Likes Chocolate Milk

According to a new report, lovingly copy & pasted from the iPad of her rep by taking a photo of the screen then scanning it as a JPEG, Britney Spears is competent enough to eat paste as Demi Lovato, Simon Cowell, and L.A. Reid judge X Factor. The singer is reportedly telling friends she likes chocolate milk, and she’s ready to deal with the pressure of auditions and live shows this season.

A source tells RadarOnline.com the following because apparently no one’s concerned about Lovato: ‘Britney is well aware of what the critics are saying about her… She is anxious to prove to everyone that she isn’t just a ditzy blonde. And she is hunkered down with Jason, who will be with her at all times during the auditions and filming… Jason is obviously concerned about the pressure Britney is placing on herself. She is a perfectionist when it comes to her work but she is still under a conservatorship and she does continue to see a mental health professional at least once a week. If Jason feels that more time with Britney’s therapist is needed, that will absolutely happen. [But] if they didn’t think she could handle the job, she wouldn’t have accepted it. The judge handling Spears’ conservatorship will be notified immediately if Britney is having any difficulty.’

Britney Spears & Demi Lovato: The Countdown

I’ve started the ‘DIS GUN BE GUD’ timer on my cell. So, don’t worry, there’s an official count of how long it’ll take one woman with mental health issues and one recovering addict to be assassinated by Disney for shaming the family name. I got two-weeks. Is that enough time? I don’t know, you tell me. Here are photos of the official line-up, as presented by Fox at its Upfront event. This follows the weekend addition of Demi Lovato, who told the UK’s Fabulous Magazine late April that appearing on television so soon would compromise her recovery: ‘I need to be secure in my body before I go back in front of the camera. Anyone in recovery from an eating disorder would find that triggering, and I’m not ready.’ But she’s ‘ready’ three-weeks later because MONIES. Included are photos from the girls’ Twitter accounts, photos from the Fox presentation, and Britney Spears’ cellulite because it’s literally the newest photo of her from my agency.

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Report: Britney Spears Signs X Factor Contract

After months of what appears to have been pretty accurate information leaking, Britney Spears finally signed her X Factor contract in crayon. She’s officially signed-up to be paid $15 million-per-season to remain seated while whispering scripted platitudes about the singers’ outfits (think Victoria Beckham guest judging American Idol). A source tells E! Online: ‘She’s ready for this. She can’t wait to sit down next to Simon at the judges’ table and give this everything she’s got. There’s been a lot of back and forth over the past few weeks as they negotiated the small details, but she’s on. It’s all complete. Britney is excited.’

Britney Spears Hard Rock Resident Headliner?

There were rumours about this even before the singer started X Factor negotiations with Simon Cowell, cited as the reason she wanted a get-out clause after one season. Britney Spears will probably become resident headliner at 4,000 seater The Joint at Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. It’ll be a multi-week deal, about which her minders are in talks. A source says of the potential deal: ‘The queen of pop will be the queen of the Hard Rock if all goes according to plan.’

Britney Spears X Factor Deal May Fall Through

Britney Spears could still be replaced as a potential X Factor judge. A source tells X17Online.com: ‘Things may not be as advanced as everyone is assuming. These things take along time. Anything can happen.’ About which I’m only reporting because it jives with the claims of sources for RadarOnline.com. Apparently, it was Cowell’s idea for Jason Trawick to become the singer’s co-conservator, because assurances were needed that she would complete the job (moreover, it’s reported Spears asked that Trawick accompany her on set every day). The source claims: ‘Simon is very excited about Britney joining the show. However, it’s important to remember that she is still under a conservatorship and the last thing her father wants to do is be on the set for hours at a time. Jamie has conservatorship of Britney’s finances and personal life. Jamie just isn’t comfortable in that world but her fiancé, Jason Trawick is, because he is a respected Hollywood agent. Simon and Britney’s camp agreed it would be a good idea to have Jason petition the court to become a co-conservator of Britney’s personal life but he isn’t seeking to get involved in her finances. Jason is also very excited for Britney to join the show. There were also insurance complications because Britney is under a conservatorship, but those issues have been worked out because it’s expected that the judge will grant the petition.’