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According to Rihanna, I Hate Myself… Whaaa!

Rihanna makes an interesting case. However, in the same vein, she’s biting the hand that feeds her. And, spitting in the faces of people who keep her in Kool-Aid to keep her hair that colour. Not smart. The usually even-tempered and charming singer has lashed out at… so far as I can tell… all bloggers. Because, well f**k us all. I guess. Rihanna is currently promoting her album. On 105.1′s Ed Lover and Malikha Mallete morning show, Rihanna opened up about her life in the public eye and what it’s like having her life blogged about by strangers. I don’t know what posts in particular have a stick up her ass, but she’s mad. Explaining that all bloggers are butthurt, because mum’s basement is cold, Rihanna says the following, ‘[I still read the blogs] sometimes, it depends on what it is I am trying to find out. I’m a lot more numb to it now only because I understand what it is. It’s a community for people who don’t have anything else to do and hate themselves, they hate their life, they hate their job, they hate their appearance, they are uncomfortable with who they are so what makes them feel good is talking smack about other people who they think they will never ever see in their life and they happen to be celebrities. It seems impossible to ever have the opportunity to say these things to their face, so they get to hide behind their computer.’ Meh. That’s her opinion. And, I’m not going to argue with her right to say it. However, dear, let me say the following: 1) Why do you read blogs, if they’re so poisonous? 2) You don’t seem to understand blogging well enough to know how bloggers who like you will interpret that quote 3) It’s not a community, a homogeneous lump of people, we’re individual people and operate in our own little bubbles 4) This isn’t a vocation for the socially-challenged; you’d be surprised how well-educated and even how old some bloggers are (i.e., we’re not 12-year-olds in need of schooling, who happen to run blogs) 5) I don’t hate myself… in fact, I’m giving myself a hug right now 6) Moreover, I really love my life… wheee 7) I loved the job I used to do with a passion; it was charity work, and with that I am/ was enamoured… this paid more and the strain of doing both became such I decided to quit and make this my job 8 ) I wish my ass was bigger, other than that I’m fine/ comfortable with my appearance/ self 9) It’s called supply and demand; I’d have no job if people stopped being entertained by celebrity; but then, you’re making money off the same principle, no? Tl;dr: No.

Rihanna Visits Late Show With David Letterman

Rihanna’s Kool-Aid weave is doing an international tour of every television show, radio show, and award show known to man; because getting a number one means d**k, if your weave can no longer safely guide ships into shore. As part of her promotional activities in the last 24-hours, Rihanna has appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman and Good Morning America. Pictures are below; the Letterman arrivals from yesterday evening show her in Britney Spears’ fanciest cut-offs; this morning’s Good Morning America photos show her wearing another weird tube top thing. See below for her What’s My Name Letterman performance.

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Rihanna’s Kool-Aid Weave at NYC Performance

Rihanna’s long Kool-Aid-colour hair weave needs to be reigned in. If this were the weave of Britney Spears or Miley Cyrus, I’d advise that it be taken outside and shot. Or, instead, we could tell Rihanna the weave ‘went to live on a weave farm’, with a ‘nice family’, ‘somewhere she wasn’t allowed to visit’. These pictures show Rihanna during an NYC performance, on Nov. 15, with her weave set to ‘Stun’, and her pants set to ‘Never’; mainly because she wasn’t wearing any pants. The outfit’s actually semi-cute, though the no pants thing was played out before Summer and there’s a distracting amount going on with her top-half. Like, her mind wondered half-way through changing and went on-stage anyway.

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That Probably Isn’t Protein on Rihanna’s Face

Rihanna doesn’t care about being perfect all the time. Which is an endearing break from the celebrity norm. The singer made a funny on her Twitter, this weekend, by posting the picture above. It shows her crashing from a sugar high (look at the crap on the table behind her), throwing up gang signs like Miley Cyrus (thank you, Kathy Griffin). The caption says she was getting ready for Sunday’s EMAs. With the help of a dozen or so dudes, off-camera, providing protein shakes and hair conditioner. I kid. It’s face cream. Far be it for me to tell bukkake jokes on a site where penis doodles are the lowest common denominator… ooh, are those snickerdoodles on the junk food table behind her?

Rihanna Eminem Love The Way You Lie Part 2

Rihanna and Eminem aren’t done hammering their duet together. As evidenced by the release of this sequel to Love The Way You Lie, the music video for which can be viewed in another post. A music video for which the presences of Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan were required, using up a budget that left no room for the copious CGI. Affects that Eminem probably did himself on his iPad.

I actually heard this a few hours ago and turned it off pretty much after a few seconds. I didn’t like anything about it enough to listen the whole way through. It seems to be Rihanna’s track, featuring Eminem, with her taking the lead and starting the vocal. Audio below for those who want to judge for themselves.

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Rihanna Only Girl in the World on The X Factor

Rihanna was one of the musical guests on tonight’s The X Factor results show, October 31. The singer, who took to the stage tonight after Jay Kay (of Jamiroquai), sang Only Girl in the World. The performance, which I just watched back (mid-live recording on my PVR), was entirely different from the one on Saturday Night Live. Rihanna was wearing some kind of couture wedding dress-looking thing, from which I was scurred her left titty was going to pop out. She needed to strap that thing down better. I was pretty sure I saw a nipple slip in there somewhere. In any case, the mangled wedding dress, deliberately hiked up on one side, was in line with the wedding theme; the X Factor performance took place in a mock wedding with guests throwing cake at each other. Rihanna told host Dermot O’Leary afterward that she’d like some because it ‘tasted good’.

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