Still not liking her but posting these anyway because the power of breasts compels me, here’s Rihanna on her bikinis & blunts tour of Hawaii. The singer has basically been choking to death on her own fumes while undressing for strangers and I’m okay with this because BOOBIES. A bunch more photos below.
Posts Tagged ‘Rihanna’
Jackie Magazine Editor Quits Over Rihanna Slur
I intended to ignore this, assuming it would blow over like all other racist scandals including randoms. However, this has blown up so I’m paying it lip service. A magazine editor called Rihanna the N-word in a magazine article title. The TITLE. Because racism is totes funny and we’re all being over-sensitive to its use as [...]
Yes, Rihanna Swagger Jacked David LaChapelle
I’m loathe to write about her twice in one day, but this is a follow-up I think a bunch of you would be interested in. Back in February, it was alleged by David LaChapelle that Rihanna and the director of her S&M music video stole its entire treatment/ visual from his life’s work. I don’t [...]
Rihanna Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive 2011
Rihanna scored Sexiest Woman Alive without even being peed on by a bottom-feeding rapper. Progress! The singer is debatably the sexiest woman alive, so long as your definition of ‘sexy’ involves exposed areola and taint. Rihanna’s not remarkable. She’s very pretty, but she’s moderately talented. She’s popular because she’s always naked, it’s not rocket science. [...]
Rihanna Covers British Vogue November 2011
I don’t like Rihanna. She’s just another very pretty girl with a very mediocre ‘talent,’ IMO. However, every now and then I check in on celebrities who’ve long been blacklisted for shenanigans. This is one of those times. And this is her second Vogue cover in a year, and Vogue is somewhat averse to putting [...]
Britney Spears Can’t Even Lesbian Kiss Any More
Okay, so for those who missed precisely nothing by ignoring the Billboard Awards, you also missed nothing with the world’s laziest display of feigned lesbianism. In a stunt that was either too heavily-reliant on Britney Spears’ diminished sense of timing or just a cute peck on the cheek, it would appear that Spears and She [...]
