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Shauna Sand Topless on a Miami Beach Pictures

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Shauna Sand went topless and flashed her mutant nipples, while on the beach in Miami. The “nip slip” was not that hard to do, considering the perma-tanned star was wearing a bikini that was too small to tame her sizeable inflated bubies. I love the orange tan, also loving the lucite on the beach, loving the tacky tats and loving the fact that Sand’s nips look like they were chewed by wolves. (For those who are wondering, I am posting ‘cos there are nothing like enough reasons in any given day to post pictures of people’s deformed nips and this was too good to pass up.)

Image credit to Splash News.

Britney Spears Gimme More Pictures Resurface

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Britney Spears, 27, just cannot catch a break. Just when the controversial singer looks like she is getting her shenanigans-filled life back into order, the mother lovers over at News of the World go dragging up old sh*t. Being too funny to pass up and safe in the knowledge that this time I didn’t start the mud-slinging, lemme share these NOTW peectures of Spears’ chichis.

Spears’ mummy bubes are oddly deflated. I could never work out what in the heck was going on with her rack. She has to be about a C cup and I gather she has implants from her tweenage years (which she allegedly had promptly reduced). So, why then do they look like deflated balloon boobies. All chica has to do is stick on a Wonder Bra and she has a fairly impressive pair, but in these images – as taken from her old Gimme More video – it looks like middle-aged spread is kicking in or something.

Image credit to Splash News.

Time For A Spicy Break From Regular News Pt.2

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Breaking news after the NSFW Ann Summers post mid-week… a vibrating rabbit broke the Internet!

A new online striptease crashed the Internet today as tens of thousands logged on to view it. Adult high street store Ann Summers today launched a racy new online striptease to promote their range of Rabbit stimulators, the saucy items that gained notoriety after appearing in an episode of Sex in the City.

The striptease at AnnSummersRabbits.com features Brazilian hunk Roberto who turned into an online sensation following his first strip online for the brand last month when 10s of thousands logged on.

Visitors to the site were today offered a 10% discount on all Rabbit vibrators which could have contributed to the large number of people attempting to enter the site.

A spokesperson for Ann Summers said: “It’s unfortunate that the site’s server crashed. We found it hard to keep up with the sheer volume of people visiting and are now trying to get the site up and running again.”

The strip shows Roberto (below) as a US Marine strutting his stuff on a ship.

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Roberto caused all the fuss after spicy online viewers tuned in to watch him.

Time For A Spicy Break From Regular News

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There is a spicy reader offer detailed below and available later in the week, read on if you dare (NSFW).

Ever since the Rabbit made a guest appearance in an episode of Sex in the City, sales of the sexy Rabbit stimulator have rocketed. A new online campaign for Ann Summers which launches this Friday (29th May) featuring Brazilian hunk and London Resident Roberto stripping is set to turn him into a household celebrity name following a previous campaign where 10s of thousands of women flocked to the website to see the Latino hunk strut his stuff.

This Friday, visitors to AnnSummersRabbits.com will see Roberto perform an even more daring, outrageously sexy dance.

Below are some exclusive shots of the strip. If you can’t wait, you can see Roberto strip this Friday you can visit Ann Summers site now to see him as a sexy pet shop owner ready to serve you sensual rabbit shaped stimulators!

Visitors to the Rabbit site this Friday will also be offered a 10% discount on Rabbit stimulators for one week.

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This is how Roberto feels about becoming a celebrity, stimulators… and his package!

  • First things first, tell us about yourself Roberto: “I’m a sexy Gemini with two sides to my personality. On one hand, I’m a wild, hot & passionate, while being sensuous, gentle and caring.  I’m 6ft 2ins tall with a six-pack and pecks to die for!”
  • You’ve caught the attention of women around the world with your last online strip – what’s the appeal: “I’m a real Latino stallion with huge sexual appetite and sensual appeal. Some describe me as a real sexual God; 15st of pure muscle and a cheeky smile.”
  • What can ladies expect in your strip online this Friday: “I’ll be doing a more outrageous, daring strip which will turn a few heads!”
  • What do you love about the Rabbit vibrator: “It’s great. It gives ladies a more intense sensation as it’s designed for simultaneous vaginal and clitoral stimulation.”
  • Rumour has it that you’re well endowed… Are you: “It’s no rumour! I’m very well endowed and have fans from all over the world writing to me, desperate to get in my pants!”

Watch Roberto online this Friday (29 May 2009) at AnnSummersRabbits.com. Don’t forget that visitors who come over this Friday will also be offered a 10% discount on Rabbit vibrators for one week. You spicy girls!

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Rihanna Picture Scandal No Longer Surprising

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Rihanna nude picture scandal arose today (below links to full nude pictures).

Rihanna nude pictures have seemingly been released online, in the latest in a string of bizarre scandals over the past few days. Since mid-week, a series of explicit nude and topless images have been published of the aforementioned, Cassie and also Miss California.

The alien princess in the shots manages to keep her vagina semi-covered, unlike Cassie, but in the nude pictures that leaked today, you can what appears to be see her bubes and also her butt. There is also a weirdo picture supposedly of Chris Brown with his former girlfriend’s pink skimpy panties on his head.

I am so torn as to whether I even believe these images are real. It’s so weird that her head is cut off in some of the photos. I mean, sometimes it is obvious but something about these images just stinks to me. I can usually smell photoshop or fake images a mile off but with these I cannot tell. Since it seems to be “Share your vagina with a friend Day” and the image of her former BF in a compromising position gives it all context, I shall err on the side of lax judgement and post the links with reckless abandon (for today only you understand).

Cassie Vagina Pictures A Foregone Conclusion

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Cassie pictures; cassie was hacked and nude pictures were leaked.

Cassie, 22, is today further embroiled in her nude picture scandal, which saw topless pictures of her leaked online yesterday and graphic nude images of her leaked today.

It has been less than 24 hours since Cassie, full name Cassandra Ventura, had images of her pierced nips leaked and now full nude pictures of the singer have been made available.

I went back on ONTD to follow up to see if the singer had any other comments to make; After images surfaced yesterday, she released a scathing tweet in which she said that people should grow up and not act like they had “never seen a titty before”. Assuming she was contrite, she was utterly right.

Today casts doubt on her remaining credibility as a non-skank, because fully nude images of her have been released for the public to make comment on. As one of the ONTD commenters pointed out, you know you’re totally over-exposed to shaved celebrity cooter when such a provocative and explicit image is released and you blink and then move on to the next scandal. They were so on the money, they have no idea.

I have been a reluctant witness to the Britney/ Paris and Lindsay cooter shots. Other than Hohan’s looking like chewed gum, none are anything to write home about. So desensitised was I looking at Ventura’s vagina, that her bedroom decor proved a more interesting focal point than anything else. I was engrossed trying to work out whether she was in a cheap hotel or her badly decorated home and so I spent more seconds looking at her drapes (not a pun) than her crotch.

In fact, I got so distracted by her home furnishings that it took a second look to notice her cooter is pierced. That makes it both nips AND her coot. That takes real dedication to the needle yo’.