…says a spokesperson who used the Not Blake ™ nudes as an example of recent fakes. SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS! Earlier today, a couple of photos ‘leaked’ and my eyes glazed over. The poorly-Photoshopped nudes of some model from a 90s Sears catalogue were just Kwanten’s head on some dude’s body. It was poor workmanship, [...]
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Hefner’s Whores Enjoy Paid Sex With Their Pimp
The women with whom Hugh Hefner had sex for ‘pocket money’ are thrilled sexually with their pimp’s shriveled penis. Because it was less effort than sexing an actual pickle, former whores of the glorified brothel/ porn mansion are coming forward at Hefner’s behest to defend his sexual prowess. Earlier in the week, admitted fake runaway [...]
Sex With Hugh Hefner Lasted For Two Seconds
Crystal Harris is still giving interviews about the fake relationship with her pimp and about the wedding that was never going to take place. The Runaway Bride thing already aired, I didn’t bother to watch in the end. It would have been contrived, scripted, staged and faked and I’d never have gotten those minutes of [...]
Dame Helen Mirren Wearing A Flag For Esquire
Evidently, Esquire can get anyone to do anything. I don’t think this is the first time Dame Helen Mirren has effectively gone nude in a photo shoot. But this is quite something. For the issue of Esquire covered by Daniel Craig, Mirren disrobes and covers her dirty pillows with a flag. It’s a little weird [...]
Mila Kunis Covers GQ August 2011 In Her Panties
Because talent and faking a series of orgasms to the sound of Justin Timberlake’s intolerable voice isn’t enough to please people these days, Mila Kunis covers the August 2011 GQ in her panties. I don’t know. I like her and the fact that she had such a non-reaction to being pimped by Justin Timberlake makes [...]
Audrina Patridge Is A Fan Of Old-Timey Murders
Here’s Audrina Patridge in FHM UK August 2011. For the sake of my own amusement, I watched some of her titular reality show. I skipped parts of each episode out of boredom and I’m not sure that I watched every episode. It was poorly-staged, scripted and acted and the family drama was tame and rather [...]
