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JWoww Temporarily Blocks Nude Photo Release

JWoww won’t have to worry that more pictures of her posing topless are going to be only a Google away. For now. And by that, I mean pictures where she’s not wearing some kind of nipple pasties that look like brightly coloured eczema. The reality star was concerned enough, about ex-boyfriend/ manager Thomas Lippolis releasing pictures of her nude from before and after her extensive plastic surgeries, to send a legal letter. In the letter, her lawyer asks that images damaging to her image be returned. Lippolis’ lawyer argued that any pictures in his possession were his belongings and JWoww, real name Jenni Farley, had no place stopping their release. In addition, he claimed, she was ‘always a willing participant and always gave consent.’ In contrast, JWoww claimed to be out of it, ‘while she was under the effects of pre-surgical and post-surgical anesthesia’ at the time the images were taken in February 2010. For the time being we’re not going to see pictures of JWoww before surgery, or pictures of her supposed cellulite, as a judge has ruled that, temporarily, the images stay off the market. The case has been scheduled for arbitration, where a final decision will be made.

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Selena Gomez Topless Cell Picture is a FAKE

The topless cell picture that’s being sold, or should I say that someone’s attempting to sell, of Selena Gomez is fake. It was reported that someone was shopping an image that they claimed was a topless Gomez. Hollyscoop.com and others were offered the photo and reported on the matter. Because they had trouble verifying its authenticity and trouble clarifying the age of the girl in the picture, Hollyscoop passed. Good thing they did. It’s not real and the people behind it are about to be on the receiving end of a cease and desist and then perhaps a lawsuit. According to TMZ, ‘Sources directly connected with Gomez [say] Selena [is] furious that her reputation is being sullied by some perverts with Photoshop. Her lawyers are planning on taking action immediately. Standard operating procedure is to [send] a cease and desist letter; followed by a lawsuit.’

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Selena Gomez Topless Cell Pictures Being Sold?

Topless Selena Gomez pictures are reportedly being shopped to assorted media outlets. The teenage singer is allegedly shown in several images snapped on Pedo Bear’s cell phone. It’s these cell phone photos that have been offered to Hollyscoop.com, and others, who’ve reported as such. It’s not confirmed that the girl in the pictures is a topless Gomez. Nor could Hollyscoop confirm whether the girl was over 18-years-old (Gomez is 18 now, and turns 19 in July). They do clarify that the girl in the images has ‘shorter’ hair and the pictures were ‘taken by someone else’ inside of a bathroom. Being there’s a chance they’re fake, or real but with the singer underage, Hollyscoop passed. So, Gomez’s titties won’t be the last thing you see before the FBI kick down your door and haul your ass away. If they do leak, and I can see them for myself, I’ll let you know whether I think the pictures are real. You’re going to have to make do with Disney fan fiction and (badly) Photoshopped fap folder images of Gomez until that happens.

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Ke$ha Knew About Sex Before She Was Seven

Ke$ha says she knew all about sex, before she even turned seven. The singer made the claim in a new interview, where it sounds like she was adopted by wolves/ the parents of Taylor Momsen, around the same age. I managed to subdue my gag reflex long enough to read her quotes from Sunday’s The Times of London, about her long sexual history. Extremely long, it turns out. She basicalls claims that the wolves threw a box of rubbers, their car keys (they can drive without opposable thumbs?) and booze at her and left her to raise herself.

‘I knew everything about sex before I was even seven,’ she said. ‘My mom left me at home when I was 14 with a credit card, and a box of condoms and the keys to the car and said, ‘Don’t get pregnant and don’t drink and drive.’ I had to be responsible for myself.’ She adds, of her album’s sexual content, ‘I’m not a babysitter. My b**ls are on the table. I’m very upfront with who I am. There is sex. There is alcohol. The kids are gonna figure it out someday.’ Timewasting/ overprotective parents, your children are going to start sexually-inappropriately acting out and it would behoove you to allow that to continue, lest they grow up without a drinking problem and miss their chance at working on Disney Channel.

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Minka Kelly & Derek Jeter Aren’t Marrying Yet

Minka Kelly features in GQ magazine’s February 2011 issue. ‘Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive’, of whom I’ve never really heard (but this photo shoot is cute), is underwear-clad and making a mess of putting on her stocking and pumps. Hint: not standing on the bed, or working so hard at leaning over and giving the camera such a clean angle down your shirt, would make the whole thing less effort. Girlfriend of Derek Jeter, to whom she is rumoured to be engaged, denies plans to marry. ‘I promise you, I’m not getting married in the next month,’ she says. Kelly currently stars in Leighton Meester’s latest movie, The Roommate.

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Brooklyn Decker Naked Esquire Magazine Cover

Brooklyn Decker covers Esquire February 2011, naked. Well, okay, she’s wearing shoes, accessories, and a bed sheet (also known to me as ‘layers’). But there’s nothing unusual about that. That’s about the amount of clothing I sleep in. And go to the store in. And go to the mall in. Except the ‘bed sheet’ alternates between a dressing gown and a Snuggie and the ‘shoes’ are likely my Hello Kitty house shoes. She’s actually pretty well covered and I suspect she may have done the ‘nude’ shoot with panties on and had those airbrushed after. It’s that or she had to squat on the studio floor with a draft somewhere that really feels the cold (like with Jessica Szohr’s SoBe water shoot sitting on that nasty floor with no panties on). CoverAwards.com points out that the magazine is just being lazy with their cover and they’re recycling their imagery. The July 2007 cover with Angelina Jolie, literally showing nothing but her protruding hip bones, is quite similar. But this would hardly be the first time a magazine cannibalised itself.

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