Conflating gratuitous flesh with body-confidence as do her peers, here’s former star of MTV’s The Hills Lauren Conrad for Glamour May 2012. Conrad tells the magazine she now has the confidence to go topless, when real confidence would still be apparent if she were to wear a bra. Whatever. She’s half-naked and discussing body issues because Glamour is on a trajectory to becoming Cosmo.
Because the tabloids were all out of ideas this week, Star Magazine (with a fake Jennifer Lopez wedding story on the cover) suggested in a nebulously-worded story that, in theory, tapes of Whitney Houston and Ray J could exist just because he made one with Kim Kardashian. And that it could leak because the aforementioned leaked. Moreover, it’s assumed, were this the case, the family would be mad about it. A source claims Ray J has ‘a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos,’ adding that ‘[Whitney's family have] been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out. They explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down. They’ve basically told him, ‘Name your price.’ But Ray is stalling so far because he knows he sitting on a gold mine.’ Then it devolves into further supposition, continuing: ‘[Whitney] adored Ray. She loved doting on him, and she would have done anything he asked; including make a sex tape.’ However, Ray J ran to TMZ.com to deny basically extorting money from the estate with the threat of a release since he claims there are no tapes. His rep says: ‘The despicable tabloid report released today claiming the existence of a sex tape between Ray J and Whitney Houston is not true… There is no sex tape.’
With that being a very close paraphrase from Sofia Vergara’s interview with Esquire April 2012, I’m going to make this an overtly perfunctory effort, because I’m years into the realisation that were I to declare underneath a picture of giant breasts (a giant picture of breasts?) that I’ve really had a penis all this time no one’s going to stop mentally motor-boating long enough to pay attention.
According to sources, probably Heather Morris herself judging by the wording, the Glee actress is nonplussed by the hacking of sexually-explicit pictures she took of herself that were leaked this weekend (as blithe as celebrities are at this point, it’s a small wonder more people don’t accuse them of leaking the pictures in a contrived Not Blake ™ way of raising their profile above that of their peers).
Us Weekly reports that Morris doesn’t really care that the nudes are out there, not least since she already posed for artsy nudes a few years back. A source says: ‘When Heather realized the pics were out there, she wasn’t thrilled, but honestly, she was like, ‘Well, it could be worse! At least I look good?’ [She is] keeping a good sense of humor about the whole thing. [She] isn’t going crazy over it.’ Moreover, her lawyer is wasting time having them ‘taken off the web.’
Because it’s an awesome idea to take explicit, spreadeagled pictures of yourself and store them on the impenetrable fortress that is one’s iPhone, Heather Morris of Glee was hacked this weekend. Morris, who plays stupid cheerleader Brittany S. Pierce on the show, already has a bunch of nudes floating around online because she’s posed naked for magazines. However, I’ve seen the photos, and they’re definitely ripped from a cell and they’re all clearly of her although I wouldn’t be surprised if she lied and denied it like a bunch of people have been lately. ‘That ain’t my taint, ya honor!’ The photos show Morris nude in front of what appears to be her laptop, one shows her in the Slave For You costume from the Britney Spears Glee episode, another shows her crotch as she’s sitting legs spread (with underwear, that hides nothing). The rest are clothed and innocuous.
Jennifer Love Hewitt covers Maxim April 2012 in her underwear and yet happily devolves into befuddled cat lady in her interview. There’s not much to see here, so I’ll skip right to the sound bites. Asked her favourite feature, she says ‘It’s horrible to say, but I like my boobs. They’ve always served me well. They’re good.’ Asked about pole-dancing as a hobby, she replies: ‘It’s a great way to get in touch with your sexuality. I also love to cook, so I can have a cake in the oven while I do a pole dance.’ And asked why she’s single, she says because picking men off Craigs List/ out of TV Guide is harder than it looks and sometimes relationship-by-BBM is just not meant to work out: ‘It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me,’ she admits: ‘I’m not really sure why.’ More photos below.
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