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Ashton Kutcher Gives A Crap About Demi Moore

Demi Moore’s bones are currently in hospital for treatment of anything from drug issues to anorexia, depending on whom you believe. But she’s in some kind of medical distress, for which she’s receiving treatment. Asked by TMZ.com whether he had any comment on his estranged wife, Kutcher chose not to elaborate on her condition nor comment on her hospitalisation. However, now sources called ‘Ashton Kutcher’ realise that makes him look about as caring as People.com’s homepage did 24-hours ago, so now there’s some insight: ‘Ashton is deeply concerned for Demi,’ a source told People. ‘He still cares about her and wants the best for her. But their marriage is ending and they’re both moving on.’

Cameron Diaz At Paris Couture Fashion Week

Here’s Cameron Diaz’s 2.0 face at Couture Fashion Week in Paris, France. A random plastic surgeon tells RadarOnline.com he suspects Diaz had a bunch of treatments just before her trip. These 16 photos were taken over about a week, but one can glean that her pores are on a no-carbs… I SAID NO CARBS!… diet. Dr. Anthony Youn, says: ‘There’s something about Cameron Diaz’s face that is very unusual. Her forehead is excessively smooth, a possible consequence of overdone Botox injections. Her face also looks extremely shiny. Although I do not believe she’s had a facelift. Laser treatments or chemical peels could account for her smooth, shiny skin. [She should] get some mattifying gel as soon as possible.’

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Demi Moore’s Rep: Rehab Is For ‘Exhaustion’

About an hour ago, TMZ.com claimed that Demi Moore had been rushed to hospital with sources claiming substance abuse as the cause. Leading people to speculate that she’s headed to rehab for drugs. A 911 call came from Moore’s home, Monday night at 10:45 p.m., about an ‘unknown illness,’ with a 30-minute assessment by paramedics before she was taken to a local hospital. Sources claimed substance abuse with Moore seeking ‘further professional assistance.’ However, her rep’s in ‘LOL, NOPE!’ mode and already issued a statement to People.com that wholly ignores substance issues and claims ‘exhaustion.’ Confirming that Moore needed help, the rep said in a statement: ‘Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health.’

Kelly Osbourne Denies Drinking This Weekend

In a story I ignored earlier today (partially because it stank of irresponsible tinkles and partially because I was running errands all morning), it was reported that Kelly Osbourne fell off the wagon and started drinking again; something she half-denied. RadarOnline.com claimed that Osbourne started drinking again at Art of Elysium pre-Golden Globes party, after three-years of sobriety. A source claimed: ‘Kelly is definitely off the wagon again, at least when it comes to drinking. I’ve seen her out drinking cocktails, beer and champagne numerous times, and I’ve seen her pretty unsteady on her feet too. Kelly was so wasted. At one point she almost fell back and I had to catch her! When she gets drinking her hatred for Christina Aguilera really comes out. She spent the entire night talking about how much she hates Christina! Maybe she thinks it’s OK for her to be drinking as her past problems were pills, but as far as I know if you want to be ‘sober’ you need to be SOBER, period.’ In an update, the website admits it didn’t even get the location or date right in its original report. Osbourne slammed the allegations on Twitter: ‘thats funny radar because i was not even at any of the after parties i was working!!!! @radar_online please stop writing bulls**t about me i did not even go to any golden globe parties i was working! i will say this till I’m blue in the face I DO ENOUGH STUPID S**T YOU DONT NEED TO MAKE THINGS UP! my room mate & i are having a proper laugh about all this B,S press he goes ‘i wish you were that fun U never do anything but work old lady’… If I want to have a drink them Im going to have a drink Im 27 years old! Was their story true? NO! is it anyones business NO? Trust me I’ve worked to hard to go and f**k my life up again… and thats quite frankly all i have to say on this stupid subject!’

The Curious Case Of Jessica Biel’s Side Boob

Jessica Biel wore a sheer dress to the Golden Globes which obviously means we’re obliged to examine her dirty pillows for SCIENCE. Biel is engaged, according to Justin Timberlake’s abuelita. But the actress didn’t wear an engagement ring on the red carpet. More important than that, boobs. I don’t know if they’re sagging, though LaineyGossip seems sure they are. I just think Biel’s too buxom to go braless (by contrast, Lea Michele was braless and perky).

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You Too Can Smell Of Questionable Role Models

You too can smell of squandered youth and oranges. Jersey Shore’s runner-up has her own scent because POCKET MONIES. For some reason choosing to miss the Christmas market, Sammi Giancola has released her own scent catering to youths with futons stuffed with coke singles (last I looked, I found about tree-fiddy). Here’s Giancola at a Planet Hollywood Time Square signing in NYC with an ill-named fragrance called Dangerous because that’s what it is to your self-esteem.

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