Earlier this week, Brett Ratner was on Attack of the Show where he made a possibly-racist remark about Olivia Munn before he denied jacking off using shrimp fat as lube. He never said sorry for that. Maybe because there isn’t a ‘Shud AAAAHP’ advocate group to protect hot women from their greasy exes. Unfortunately for [...]
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Justin Timberlake Needs Some Alone Time
Justin Timberlake has promised he’ll stop giving subpar BJs for scripts so we can enjoy movies without skipping past his parts. I’m irrationally offended by Timberpoop’s acting. IDK why. Like, a hatred that makes me itch all over. I liked his music, before he crawled up Timbaland’s a$$ and died there. And I was indifferent [...]
Kelly Clarkson Denies Persistent Gay Rumours
In all honesty, I wish she wouldn’t have. Whatever she is/ isn’t really isn’t anyone’s business. Moreover, it’s pretty effed the reason she gave the clarification. When she returns to her home town, people demand to know why she hasn’t legally bound herself to the first random to ask only for people to admit they [...]
Katherine Heigl Made Taylor Swift Be Her Friend
Katherine Heigl spent the last five years alienating her peers, so she’s fresh out of friends her own age. This sounds like Heigl jumped Taylor Swift in a dark alley before Swift could even scribble an SOS cipher in the form of a self-pitying country song. Heigl accompanied musician husband Josh Kelley as he toured [...]
Zachary Quinto Seems Surprised He’s So Famous
Zachary Quinto has spoken about his experience coming out of the glass closet that was running out of room with the repressed $cilons and their fanciest shoes taking up all the room. Quinto came out during an interview with NYMag, later writing a blog about his coming out being in memorial to bullied gay teenager Jamey [...]
Zachary Quinto Confirms What We Already Knew
Zachary Quinto confirmed his homosexuality for the first time, self-identifiying several times during an interview with NYMAg. In all honesty, I assumed this was common knowledge. Well, mostly common knowledge for anyone who’d Googled/ read anything about Quinto in the last year or so. I’m paying this lip service since there’s context; he played Louis [...]
