Matthew Bellamy, master of disguise, is the person standing next to Kate Hudson. Where, you ask? HE’S RIGHT THERE! Bellamy is the dude who read the suffocation warning and, cleverly, made himself an eye hole (out of which he can also breathe). Here are five photos of Bellamy and his fiance/ baby mother, Hudson, also hiding, [...]
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Kate Gosselin Probably Had Botox, Fat Transfer
Instead of answering the asked question when quizzed about a possible face lift, Kate Gosselin gave herself a handjob: ‘With all of the buzz about me having had a facelift, I will confirm that I have not had one (I am only 36!!!). I will take all of the talk about how rested and young [...]
Jerry Sandusky Defends Jerry Sandusky On NBC
Jerry Sandusky is the only person sticking up for Jerry Sandusky. Jerry Sandusky concedes to ‘horsing around’ with underage boys, in an NBC interview airing Monday. Jerry Sandusky is totes wrong, you guys. But Jerry Sandusky says Jerry Sandusky isn’t a pedo (nor is his lawyer a pedo, despite getting a 16-year-old pregnant when he was 49). Jerry Sandusky is, like, totes [...]
Brett Ratner Quit As Producer Of The Oscars
Brett Ratner has withdrawn as the only entrant in this week’s douche Olympics. I guess it was no fun filling the Internets’ entire racist/ sexist/ homophobic douche quota all on his own. Earlier this week, he told Attack Of The Show about how he ‘banged Olivia Munn… before she was Asian… that was the problem, [...]
Brett Ratner Lied About ‘Banging’ Olivia Munn
Competing in this week’s douche Olympics all by himself, Brett Ratner admits he lied about Olivia Munn and ‘made her look like a whore.’ This is a week in which he went on Attack Of The Show and claimed he ‘banged’ Munn ‘three times… before she was Asian.’ It’s taken him days to apologise and he’s [...]
Save The Fanning Sisters From Uncle Terry!!1!
No one is safe from Uncle Terry’s iPhone’s black and white setting. Terry Richardson’s victims are getting younger and younger as former muses like Paris Hilton age out/ start to die of herp-rot surrounded by strang singles and cat feces. These are some new shots of the Fanning sisters, Elle and Dakota. I’m not sure I’m understanding [...]
