Lashing out at The New York Times who claimed she used a ghostwriter for her cookbook, within a longer article about others phoning it in because MONIES, Gwyneth Paltrow went all GOOP on Twitter letting followers know she deigned to fit writing around her name-dropping and recommending of over-priced trinkets (you can’t poop good, you can’t sex good). Clarifying that she fit her book around excercise, singing, acting, and being the perfect 1950s housewife, she pointedly said the following because no underpaid peasant’s bony fingers typed one word: ‘Love @NYTimes dining section but this weeks facts need checking,’ she tweeted. ‘No ghostwriter on my cookbook, I wrote every word myself.’
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The Situation In Rehab For ‘Substance Abuse’?
As Jersey Shore prepares to entirely phone-in season six, one of its stars falls pregnant and another enters rehab for exhaustion that TMZ.com claims is really ‘substance abuse’ which could honestly mean anything from coke tingles to the heavy-drinking that made him think he could charge five-figures to flash his abs on the red carpet. Sources claims that The Situation has checked into rehab for in-patient treatment. His rep says: ‘He is not in rehab for substance abuse. He has spent the last several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule.’ Sources tell RadarOnline.com the same, that it’s not substance abuse, instead making it sound like his chosen rehab is a glorified spa and he’s just sleep-deprived: ‘Mike is focusing on recuperation after a very long trip through Australia and getting rested up for season six. His friends and family know where he is, he just wants to get away from the public and be on his own… to relax.’
Kirsten Dunst: You’ll Take The Stairs, Peasant!
Even though Kirsten Dunst is hardly Madonna or even Jennifer Lopez I’m arbitrarily buying this GOOPY report because it’s what I’d do the second I became famous. ‘EGADS, MAN! Hold the peasants back lest they breathe on me!’ Page Six reports that staff at West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont Hotel on Tuesday blocked peasants and celebrities alike from using an elevator. Celebrities at the hotel that night included Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars, and Lady Gaga, none of whom were involved. A witness claims: ‘They said Kirsten Dunst was going up and down. They said nobody else could enter and asked other guests to take the stairs.’ P6 clarifies, staff may have used Dunst’s name without her knowledge to block the elevator. But I hope it was her so I can start calling her KOOP.
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Jon Hamm Talks Outdoor Sex: It’s Been A While
In an interview with Playboy that’s bound to make straight men the world over question the appeal of d**k versus vagina, Jon Hamm gives altogether too much thought to the idea of outdoor sex. Insofar as it’s better in porn or in the abstract than done in real life. ‘It’s been a while,’ said Hamm. ‘In the era of TMZ, I don’t think outdoor sex is a particularly good idea. It’s one of those things that sound way better than they actually are. There’s something not sexy about all the twigs and bugs and sand. You end up with stuff in places you don’t want it. It always looks better in the well-lit Skinemax version.’ The rest comprises a four-page interview that I started to read… then skimmed when it became one-note save for re-told anecdotes about Hamm being orphaned. The only things that really interested me further were his musings on being unmarried and child-free in a long-term relationship with Jennifer Westfeldt, read below.
Oh… I somehow missed the quotes about ‘bouncing around,’ in a thong, filming sex scenes with Bridesmaids co-star Kristen Wiig so those are added below too.
Scarlett Johansson Was ‘Violated’ By Nude Leak
Scarlett Johansson is still being asked for comment about the leak of multiple, real nudes last year after photos meant for then-husband Ryan Reynolds were hacked by a random man who was later caught by the FBI (he said he was addicted to celeb tittay pictures). Not conceding that it might have been better not to take/ store photos on her cell phone, let alone forward them on, Johansson says she felt ‘violated.’ She tells Stylist: ‘It was really terrible. I felt absolutely violated. I wasn’t really aware of how vulnerable all of us are, but I think everybody is just discovering that now, especially with the recent phone-hacking scandals.’ She continues: ‘It isn’t just celebrities [being hacked], it’s all kinds of people who are not asking for the spotlight. Being hacked made me feel more vulnerable than I ever had previously. I couldn’t figure it out. For a while, I thought it must be someone that I knew who was posting these pictures of me and that was making me incredibly paranoid. I was looking around at all of my friends, who I have known for 20 years, wondering who the backstabber was. So to find out it wasn’t a friend who hacked in was a relief, oddly.’ Then she chided the chirrens for running naked on her lawn: ‘It seems to be getting younger. You see 16-year-old girls in these photoshoots that are frankly mind-blowing. It seems as if people want to label you as a woman before you really are a woman.’
Previously, Johansson was asked about the hacking in Vanity Fair and on CNN.
Gwyneth Paltrow Is A ‘Spoiled White Rich Girl’
Gwyneth Paltrow has conceded to the lunacy of GOOP and its inherent hatred of the poor, in a new interview with ABC’s The Chew. It’s a mostly pointless little interview, except for a couple of soundbites that need to be shared because they technically invalidate every GOOP edict forever and ever amen. Asked the best dish her husband ever cooked she replied: ‘Ummm, nothing.’ She was last drunk: ‘After the Oscars.’ Asked what her blog would be called if not GOOP (still recommending $200 baby clothes and $2,000 watches), she replied: ‘SpoiledWhiteRichGirl.com’ with a heretofore unknown level of self-awareness.





