In a story I ignored earlier today (partially because it stank of irresponsible tinkles and partially because I was running errands all morning), it was reported that Kelly Osbourne fell off the wagon and started drinking again; something she half-denied. RadarOnline.com claimed that Osbourne started drinking again at Art of Elysium pre-Golden Globes party, after [...]
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The Curious Case Of Jessica Biel’s Side Boob
Jessica Biel wore a sheer dress to the Golden Globes which obviously means we’re obliged to examine her dirty pillows for SCIENCE. Biel is engaged, according to Justin Timberlake’s abuelita. But the actress didn’t wear an engagement ring on the red carpet. More important than that, boobs. I don’t know if they’re sagging, though LaineyGossip seems [...]
You Too Can Smell Of Questionable Role Models
You too can smell of squandered youth and oranges. Jersey Shore’s runner-up has her own scent because POCKET MONIES. For some reason choosing to miss the Christmas market, Sammi Giancola has released her own scent catering to youths with futons stuffed with coke singles (last I looked, I found about tree-fiddy). Here’s Giancola at a Planet [...]
Khloe Kardashian Reaction To Paternity Drama
Khloe Kardashian just reacted to the Star story in which Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife, Jan, and widow, Ellen, claim the late lawyer knew the 27-year-old was not his biological daughter. The story claimed Kris Jenner and her late-husband were not sleeping together when Khloe was conceived and it was openly discussed that Khloe was not his [...]
Khloe Kardashian’s Paternity Questioned Again
RadarOnline.com has a convoluted story from the pages of sister publication Star Magazine (owned by the same company, AMI) about the paternity of Khloe Kardashian. Jan Ashley, 63, who married Robert Kardashian right after Kris Jenner did, and Ellen Kardashian, 63, who married him in 2003 just two months before his death, gave interviews with Star [...]
Kyle Richards Approves Of Cheating In Marriage
Kyle Richards of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is shilling some book about which I don’t care, except for one excerpt claiming everyone should get to touch bumps with a random outside their marriage at least once. Richards posits that cheating can be a mistake rather than a selfish partner who doesn’t care enough about [...]
