Justin Bieber featuring Usher Somebody to Love remix music video premiere.
I can’t quite bring myself to care about Justin Bieber, even though it appears he’s intermittently being molested by a certain Kardashian sister. Nor can I quite bring myself to watch more of this video than the first 3 seconds (to check that it plays). However, I do care about upsetting people. A lot. And I’m going to spend the weekend LOLing at the thought of luring fans of 16-year-old Bieber (and the odd lost Usher fan) only to have them realise the abundance of boob jokes and pictures of Lady Gaga’s ass don’t really warrant any more of their attention. If you hate yourself, your life, and the ears of those within range, be sure to play this video in its entirety. Otherwise, do join me for a martini on the lido deck.


