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Heidi Montag: ‘Overdosin’ First Listen

Aug 18th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Heidi ‘Hot Biotch’ Montag still hates you.

Montag has recorded a new audio assault, by the name of ‘Overdosin’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse]. I assume this is a truncated title, which is actually short for ‘Overdosin… would be preferable to lisening to this shit in full’.

Montag whored out her song on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning. She said it’s about:

“when you fall in love with someone… and you’re just overdosing off of their love.”

Urgh. Vomit!

Listen to the below, with cotton wool stuffed in your ears and only if you must.

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Revenge Of The Wino

Aug 12th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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My arch-nemesis, a little know singer by the name of Amy Crackhouse (some affectionately call her Crackie for short) is on the rampage over the new 007 theme tune [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Producers for (the EPIC fail named) ‘Quantum of Solace’ dumped Crackie’s version of the Bond theme for Alicia Keys and Jack White’s version due to her unreliability, or being a liability… whichever is funnier.

She has decided to it to release it anyway to prove it is better *drumroll please*

The girl they also call Wino reportedly told New Magazine (via Gigwise):

“I do think they could have waited a bit. If they want a worldwide hit I have them all up here (pointing to her beehive). I guess they are going for clean-cut and boring. When I do release mine – and I am tempted to do it on the same day – this would be the bigger hit.”

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Video: Ali Lohan ‘All The Way Around’ Has Heidi Montag-esque Production Values

Aug 2nd, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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As you read this, I am totally typing out a poison-pen ‘cease-and-desist’ letter, which in no uncertian terms, states that I do not find her attempts at inflicting her ‘music’ on the unsuspecting public, amusing.

Lohan’s music video for her Heidi Montag-esque song, ‘All The Way Around’, can be seen below (for those who hate themselves enough to sit through the whole thing).

It was released about a week ago, but I dismissed it as a joke and so it didn’t get posted on my other blogs.

I tried to watch this shit, but I only got about 5 seconds in. How far did you get?

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