At the time of Amber Rose’s random admission that Kanye West cheated on her with Kim Kardashian I wondered out loud why she sat on that information for a year despite being probed in plain English by Wendy Williams, instead opting to speak to a tabloid. There was a reason: the timing for the release of a single so bad it almost, almost makes Kardashian’s auto-tuned pee-gargling sound good. Which could be why Kardashian slighted Rose on Twitter without giving her more press: ‘Remember, people only rain on your parade because they’re jealous of your sun & tired of their shade.’ The professional groupie is transitioning into forgettable pop star with a famous boyfriend. Oh, that. Her single, Fame, is above. And it’s awful. And she can’t sing. And she boobed (I’m making that a thing) rapper boyfriend Wiz Khalifa into featuring. She told MTV: ‘I made the entire song and then sent it to him, he was overseas on tour at the time. He thought the track was dope. I asked him if he would be on it, he said definitely.’
