A random naked man and his naked parts went running in the direction of Hayden Panettiere at this weekend’s MTV Europe Music Awards at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast. Panettiere was presenting the award for best song, when the unnamed man appeared out of nowhere and began an awkward seconds-long chat about her being on Heroes and how to exit [...]
Posts Tagged ‘MTV Awards’
Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber & Others At VMAs
Selena Gomez and boyfriend Justin Bieber spent their time at the MTV Video Music Awards necking because any illusion they’re not doing that has long been destroyed. Rather than post everyone who wasn’t in Beyonce’s belly individually, the rest of the MTV VMA guests have been shoved below. Because Skynet Holmes ™ got my last [...]
Katie Holmes Was At The Video Music Awards
Skynet Holmes ™ was allowed off her tether unattended for 10 minutes and this is what happened. She dressed herself and wandered onto the red carpet of the MTV VMAs. Okay, there were a bunch of actual musicians at the awards who’ll be lumped into another post because 30 individual posts would rob me of [...]
Miley Cyrus Video Music Awards 2011 Photos
Miley Cyrus didn’t attend the Video Music Awards with her chest hanging out, like at last year’s EMAs. The 18-year-old is ageing well. She looks good being covered up; less of a precocious, hyper-sexual child and more of a woman-child… the latter being less-irritating. Here are eight photos of Cyrus wearing a backless Roberto Cavalli. [...]
Britney Spears & Jason Trawick 2011 MTV VMAs
Britney Spears held in her poops at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards. There’s no confirmation of that, yet. However, she walked the red carpet looking spectacularly turgid and farty. The suction down there actually consumed the gusset of that glittery, belted onesie thing she wore. Here are 18 pictures, including some of the singer [...]
Katy Perry & Russell Brand MTV VMAs Pictures
Katy Perry decided to ruin her hair beyond recognition for the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards. Her hair still looks like an experiment gone wrong in her bathroom using $5.99 worth of L’Oreal’s finest. Here are 15 pictures of Katy Perry and Russell Brand, as Brand pretends not to notice his wife’s hair. Because he’s [...]
