Maggie Gyllenhaal, who I keep forgetting exists, has made an alarming admission. At least, I find it alarming. In the way I’d find it alarming if someone mentioned in casual conversations they share hypodermic needles. Not the same, but still icky. Because sharing panty pudding is the new sharing of drug-encrusted, tarnished spoons, Gyllenhaal talks [...]
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Chris Evans Will Get You A Butt-Double Job
Chris Evans would be a really great friend if you needed to earn an extra few bucks for weed money. Evans says that is not his bare behind in What’s Your Number?, the newly-released movie (filmed what feels like YEARS ago) co-starring Anna Faris where they both seem to be naked a bunch. ‘My butt [...]
Christina Hendricks Has A Magic Chest Butt
I actually saw these photos a few hours ago, but I was busy and so they’re being posted late. I don’t think it matters though. Her breasts are just as comically-large and translucent as they were a few hours ago. These are photos of Christina Hendricks wearing Vivienne Westwood at the premiere of I Don’t [...]
Justin Timberlake Is Aware Of His Limitations
Justin Timberlake is such a laughably basic actor that suffering through his films makes you wonder whom he’s blowing to get these parts. I avoided The Social Network and all its marketing for about six months, then I caved out of boredom. I liked every part that didn’t contain Timberpoop. With Bad Teacher and Friends [...]
Was Hilary Duff Fired For Being Pregnant?
It would appear that Hilary Duff was fired from her The Story of Bonnie and Clyde role for being pregnant. Duff just announced, on her one-year anniversary, that she’s expecting her first baby with husband Mike Comrie. Most baby announcements follow the first trimester; the movie starts shooting this Fall. It was announced over a [...]
Captain America Will Probably Be Ruined Too
I’ve already seen more spoilers for The Dark Knight Rises than I’m happy with. I was hoping not to have the movie ruined, but it’s hard when spoiler/ key scenes are being shot in public and everywhere I go there are photos of this spoiler and that. I’m already tempted to skip the movie because [...]
