Amber Heard’s shiny rack did everything it could to make people forget she was part of The Failboy Club with Eddie Cibrian. It worked. Thus is the power of a shiny rack. Here are photos of Heard along with The Rum Diary leading man and rape comment-maker Johnny Depp who probably still doesn’t see the [...]
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Amanda Seyfried May Also Play Linda Lovelace
There’s another Linda Lovelace biopic project, since Hollywood doesn’t seem to know that if the world wants to stare at an overrated cumbucket, they can just turn on E! Malin Akerman replaced Lindsay Lohan for Inferno. And this biopic’s just called Lovelace, and it’s a different film altogether about the late porn star. Peter Sarsgaard [...]
Breaking Dawn Sex Had Too Much Thrusting
Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon has spoken about the original R-rating given for the too-graphic sex scenes. The scenes Kristen Stewart told Glamour were the most important in the movie, out-of-body, and over-hyped. Condon explained the problem with the scenes of Stewart and boyfriend IRL Robert Pattinson who got a little too into his scenes… ‘It’s [...]
Amanda Seyfried At In Time Movie Premiere
Amanda Seyfried is one of the more tolerable people in the new derivative movie, In Time. It’s like the Beyonce of science-fiction movies, with nary an original plot point or character with its ‘borrowed’ scenes and inspiration. I’m not mad at Seyfried for keeping her bills paid this month, nor Olivia Wilde. I am kind [...]
Directors Won’t Let Scarlett Johansson Be Great
Did you know you were c**kblocked by David Fincher? Eh, sucks to be you. I have my Innernets set to STUN and no one can c**kblock me. Earlier, I posted Rooney Mara’s Vogue interview. I skim read the entire piece when pulling quotes and I skimmed the following entirely, since it was a quote by [...]
The Avengers Has An Anticlimactic Movie Trailer
Following the teaser that played after the Captain America end credits, here’s the first full-length trailer for The Avengers. I just watched this whole thing, which I never do. I don’t generally have time to watch trailers, so I’ll check to make sure the video works and glean what I need and move on. But [...]
