Despite today’s overexcitable rumours to the contrary, that I didn’t have the energy to publish as they seemed so stupid, Saint Angelina Jolie will not be playing Saint Marilyn Monroe in a future movie project. It was reported that the actress, who was in London Monday for the UK premiere of Salt, would play Monroe [...]
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Glittery Angelina Jolie at Salt Movie Premiere
Angelina Jolie took a break from bathing in virgin’s blood to attend the London premiere of Salt. More pictures of Saint Angelina wearing the skins of glittery unicorns (PETA will be pi$$ed), at the UK premiere, can be found below. You know, I read about this premiere a few hours before it took place and [...]
Julia Roberts Attends Eat, Pray Love Premiere
Julia Roberts, Javier Bardem, and some random faceless people my photo agency didn’t even bother to tag as they weren’t famous enough to bother, attended the movie premiere of Eat, Pray Love. The premiere took place in Manhattan, NYC on August 10, 2010. Roberts took the unusual step of dressing like she was heading to [...]
Joaquin Phoenix Documentary Gets First Poster
A little something like harrasment lawsuits being slapped on Casey Affleck, by two of the women involved in this documentary’s production, isn’t going to stop the release of I’m Still Here. A poster of Joaquin Phoenix’s hobo weave is being used to promote a documentary no one’s (probably) going to see anyway. Remember, when he [...]
Shia LaBeouf is Really Enjoying This Banana
Shia LaBeouf has been on the set of Transformers 3 for the last few weeks (we’ve already seen him film scenes on this set with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley). Here’s another set of pictures of The Beef enjoying some down time, between takes, powering up with a snack while simultaneously practising his head skills (a la Snooki [...]
Angelina Jolie Too Kick-Ass for a Bond Girl Role
Dear Movie Bosses: Angelina Jolie is too much of a badass to be standing around twirling her hair and biting her lip at Bond, James Bond. She has too much of a brain to be absent-mindedly dropping her panties at the sight of Daniel Craig, alongside whom she was asked to co-star as a Bond [...]
