Scarlett Johansson gave a couple of whiny interviews this weekend. The first where she bemoaned the role of sexy, pretty ingenue because she’s the spinstery age of 27 and therefore too old to play a convincing seductress. She was interviewed by USA Today and asked her feelings on her media image. She had one complaint, [...]
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Scarlett Johansson Is Tired Of Seducing You
Scarlett Johansson, 27, has already tired of playing the ingénue. Which basically means she’s tired of easy money and roles that contractually-require biscuit. Moreover, she’s tired of trying to seduce you, since that’s boring too. Which would be why she’s jumping around in skintight leather as Black Widow in The Avengers and will wear something tighter [...]
Charlize Theron Worries About Your Hello Kitty
Charlize Theron has impossibly-high standards in what she expects from other women; namely, if you love Hello Kitty, you can’t love her too. She’d hate my a$$, I’m chronically-immature and easily-amused by things from my youth. In which case, Theron would have me spanked with a Hello Kitty paddle until I conceded to only watching [...]
Rooney Mara Talks About Her TGWTDT Merkin
Rooney Mara has slipped into GOOP 2.0 territory. She already got a ‘Sit DOWN Rooney Mara,’ from LaineyGossip.com and a try-hard/ side-eye from Celebitchy, Jezebel and a few others. Basically, she’s being retro-GOOP insufferable. I don’t think she means to be. She’s from an insanely-wealthy family and perhaps she’s blind to how pretentious and ungrateful she sounds doing [...]
Elle Fanning Should Borrow A Bigger Size Shoe
Here’s Elle Fanning at the NYC premiere of We Bought A Zoo in which she co-stars with Scarlett Johansson and Matt Damon. I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark that she borrowed the shoes but didn’t get to try them on beforehand. The dress is more of the same. Aside from the [...]
Scarlett Johansson We Bought A Zoo Premiere
Scarlett Johansson and Matt Damon attended the New York City premiere of We Bought A Zoo December 12. Somehow, this is a movie that’s all but managed to pass me by. I’m not even kidding, I was like ‘Huh? What’s this?’ It’s a good thing they have breasts at these premieres or no one would [...]
