So, apparently some colon-blow, tweeny-bopper film, with a greasy looking lead male, is the BIGGEST THING to hit Western cinema since ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Gotta be honest, been deliberately sticking my head in the sand whenever I hear people mentioning this film, as I refuse to succumb to such an obvious marketing [...]

Jake Gyllenhaal and his pouty girl-mouth can be seen in the video above, as he takes Entertainment Tonight on a backstage tour of his new flick ‘The Prince of Persia: Sands of Time’ (set for a May 28th 2010 release) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
You know, funny thing, I used to have the craziest crush on Jakey [...]

Steven Spielberg has just been added to my list of ‘People who have desecrated a holy grail of cinema and as punishment shall have rude things done to them with a sharpened raddish’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I generally think Spielberg is a hot biatch. He has had a couple of FAIL films, but in general he [...]

Parasite Hilton and her gigantic feetsies are not as good at making movies as once thought [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
It would be a perfectly sensible assumption that any ‘film’ starring Hilton would be a must-see filled with valtrex overdoses and wonky eyes.
However, Hilton made a fatal error in keeping her vagina covered for the entire length of her [...]

What is better… gouging your eyes out with rusty fish-hooks and then sitting down to eat a bag of strawberry-covered cheetos, only to realise that they are past their use by date *gasp* OR a Sex & The City sequel? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
What do you mean that is a stupid question?
Kim Cattrall has confirmed [...]

I wish that I could say I am excited about the new trailer for The Grudge 3. However, I think you and I both know that this film is gonna suck harder than Brit Brit, on her frappe drip, when her caffeine levels start to get low [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
This is the third installment [...]