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Miley Cyrus Makes Fun Of YouTube Viral Stars

Mar 31st, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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So, at this point and only being famous because someone in her family is blowing someone at Disney, Miley Cyrus is hating on other people who want to become famous by the most tenuous means possible. Noting you should first require a Vimeo account, because no one uses YouTube, unless I’m making that up… which I am… Cyrus butthurt’d that it’s not fair people like Rebecca Black get to spend $2,000 on a music video and become a viral star; moreover, in the case of Black, have her video seen by 70 million people, which is over twice the 28 million who watched Lady Gaga’s Born This Way. ‘It should be harder to be an artist,’ Cyrus told Australia’s Daily Telegraph. ‘You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour.’ Like I said, Vimeo. If that’s the case, why is she showing support for people like Justin Bieber who started in a comparable way?

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Miley Cyrus Stages Photos With Clothes On Too

Mar 29th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Miley Cyrus has used her nipples of doom to Hypnotoad her entire family into staging pictures with her. The whole family is trying too hard and is one cocaine scandal from flat out becoming the Lohans (note: not even the Lohans want to be the Lohans anymore). Cyrus has moved away from staging pictures of her assistant’s I Want To Work For Miley casting couch audition to posing with a mother and father who have to announce their every personal conversation, and intimate details of their relationships with their daughter, on The View, because doing it 140 characters at a time on Twitter takes too long. With matching Starbucks drinks, because the additional comparisons to Britney Spears were too difficult without visual aids, the family were pictured in Toluca Lake, California.

Billy Ray Wants To Be Friends With Miley Cyrus

Mar 24th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Billy Ray Cyrus clearly hasn’t learned his lesson and has spoken about his desire to maintain more of a friendship relationship with his wayward, immoral daughter who’s demonstrated an alarming lack of foresight and common sense, outside of being manipulated by handlers (I’m going partially on observation of things like this and this and her father’s GQ interview). The former country singer gave an interview on Wednesday morning’s Good Morning America, with one of the many women of colour who seems to irrationally anger Chris Brown, Robin Roberts. Speaking again about his GQ interview, Cyrus admitted his entire family were upset after he gave such an extensive and damning interview about his own daughter. ‘I think we [my family] were all upset with me after reading the article,’ he said. ‘What I meant to say and what I hope I said was fame can be a dangerous animal and it’s a delicate thing.’ That’s not what he said at all, not even that comment about the devil. But whatever. He’s not really trying to fix people’s perception of him. ‘As far as convincing anybody of anything, I don’t have to do that… I just want to put my family back together,’ he said. It seems to be working, he called off his divorce and the wife with whom he’s still together posted a happy family statement on her Facebook page. ‘I still think that my kids need a Dad,’ he said. ‘I can promise them that I’ll come back in and do the very best I can do.’ Adding, ‘I may be persecuted for saying it, but I still want to be Miley’s friend. I want to be that person that she comes to talk to for good, bad, indifferent. I want to be the person she wants to talk to. I just want her to trust and know that I love her more than life itself, and I’ll be by her side through the good and the bad.’ It’s being a friend not a parent that meant she was doing legal drugs from a bong and posing for ever-more provocative pictures. That’s ignoring her disturbing magnetic attraction to the crotches of whichever males are in the room… oh, and because I went a little nuts photo editing this one, there are pictures of father/daughter dating back to April 2006.

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Tish Cyrus and Family are Stronger Than Ever

Mar 22nd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The divorce of Tish Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus has been called off, as the former singer confirmed on The View. He withdrew his divorce petition soon after. The mother of Miley Cyrus, who’s been glued to the 18-year-old’s side pretty much the entire time she thought her marriage was falling apart (and Miley Cyrus seemed to take sides and her own father said they’d basically not spoken since December, but for an alleged instance of her insisting he cancel The View in February), has written a statement on Facebook. ‘Big thanks to all of our family, friends, and fans who have kept us in their thoughts and prayers,’ the mother wrote in a post on her official Facebook page. ‘I feel so blessed to have so much support from all of you.’ Adding, ‘Our family weathered a huge storm and I feel we are stronger than we have ever been.’ So maybe the family patriarch is no longer alone in the family home with the lights off, as he admitted in GQ March.

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Is Miley Cyrus Text Flirting With Jared Followill?

Mar 10th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I was going to call this post ‘Miley Cyrus Sexting Some Random Dude,’ but I don’t know if she’s actually sexting the dude so much as just text flirting (as opposed to anything more provocative). Hollywood Life (who don’t seem averse to making stories up when short real news, so take this with a pinch of salt), has a story about how Cyrus is flirting with Kings Of Leon’s bassist, Jared Followill. I don’t know who this guy is by name but I know of the band a little. And they’re passable at worst. Pretty good at best. Anyway, Cyrus totally wants to hit that. Totally. According to the report, Cyrus had a crush on Followill, 24, since the two spent time together at last year’s MTV Europe Music Awards. A source connected to Followill is quoted as saying, ‘Miley wants to keep Jared interested… she often sends him coy text messages.’ Adding, ‘So far, [Jared] is a big fan of what she has been sending. He thinks she’s very pretty and is excited she’s still flirting with him.’ Okay, so text flirting. Is that not sexting? I can’t tell, I’m too busy yelling at whippersnappers to ‘Get off my LAAAWN,’ to keep up with young people terms. In any case, despite the lack of pictures like this, Followill’s liking the attention and he’s bragging. ‘Jared loves showing off his texts from Miley.’

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Miley Cyrus Yells As Paparazzo Bumps Her Mom

Mar 10th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Miley Cyrus spends a whole lot of her time yelling at and trying to hide from the paparazzi. I’ve already posted about the singer going on some braless tirade against a female paparazzo who kept filming the 18-year-old and her family at breakfast after Cyrus asked the girl not to. She’s still trying to catch flies with vinegar rather than honey in the video below. Only, this time, she’s wearing a bra. I think. Not that it matters. But I’m always amused when girls who aren’t flat-chested think it’s the greatest idea to go braless. Ignoring questions of whether she cares Lindsay Lohan’s butthurt about the SNL parody thing, Cyrus is approached by perhaps two or three men with cameras. Her go-to is ‘ignore,’ rather than ‘yell.’ So she ignored them. Then one of the guys sort of shoves past the singer’s mother, Tish Cyrus. Bad move. I’m actually on her side for this one.

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