Because becoming Tiger Beat Lite isn’t the sole realm of Vanity Fair, Miley Cyrus will be hosting Saturday Night Live. If nothing else, because she’s 18 and the show’s no longer past her bedtime. You know why? Because she no longer has a bedtime. Rock and ROOOOLL. NBC has finally stopped geo c**k-blocking me, so [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Miley Cyrus’
Billy Ray’s Unintentionally Explosive Interview
Billy Ray Cyrus has spoken for the first time since the word vomit GQ interview, in which he spoke about his daughter’s demonic handlers and actual demons in the same breath. Playing the ‘please respect our privacy at this time card,’ because ‘f**k off’ isn’t trite enough, the 49-year-old has asked for time to be [...]
Billy Ray Cyrus Talks Hannah Montana in GQ
Billy Ray Cyrus is interviewed for GQ (I assume for the issue Channing Tatum covers). The profile is a depressing affair focussing on the breakdowns of his marriage and the relationship with 18-year-old daughter Miley Cyrus. In an interview where it’s revealed he sits around his house with no lights on, the 49-year-old talks about [...]
Miley Cyrus Keeps Her Cleavage Behind A Net
I tried to think of a more coherent title for this post. However, after staring at the nearly-exposed chest of Miley Cyrus for a solid 10 minutes (it’s my job) I’ve got nothing. So, here’s Cyrus keeping her cleavage behind some kind of cunning breast net at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards Salute to Icons [...]
Miley Cyrus Showing Sideboob for Marie Claire
Miley Cyrus covers the March 2011 issue of American Marie Claire. The magazine’s cover is shown below. I was going to make this a generic, ‘Miley’s covering this magazine, and some of the asinine words she spat out during her interview are shown below.’ And then I saw the behind-the-scenes video she did for the [...]
Miley Cyrus Tops Worst Influence Poll… Again
Miley Cyrus is, like, a totally awesome role model, yooguise. The 18-year-old has been voted ‘Worst Influence’, again, by the readers of teenage-interest site, JSYK.com. She won over Lindsay Lohan, Demi Lovato, and Amber Portwood. So, she won over someone with an admitted addiction problem (who thumbs her nose repeatedly at the rehabilitation process), someone [...]
