Posts Tagged ‘Miley Cyrus’

Let’s pretend, for a second, that my FAIL grasp of spelling and grammar has its uses. For example Paris will remain a Parasite and Beyonce will always be Sucha Farce – in addition, from this day forth, the phrase“easily manipulated sugar momma” will be spelt “Miley Cyrus is a stupid, gullible mother fucker” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
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Miley Cyrus has revealed that she was given her mother’s old Porsche, as her 16th birthday present, on 23 November [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
According to OK! magazine:
“I do have a car. I took my mom’s old car,” the superstar, who celebrated her 16th birthday on Nov. 23, tells Extra. “I didn’t get the one I [...]

Miley ‘Jail Bait’ Cyrus allegedly wants to be emancipated from her parents – no word, as yet, on whether the 16-year-old wants the separation so that she can keep her fat stack of cash for herself, or just so that she can finally get her freak on with her 20-year-old BF Justin Gaston [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
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I’ll just spit it out, before I vomit Cheetos all over my keyboard, Miley Cyrus is apparently being positioned to score an Academy Award (Oscar) nomination, for the song she “co-wrote” and performed for the Disney movie, ‘Bolt’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Stab me in the eye with stale cheese doodlez and shove heroin laced cotton-candy [...]

Has Miley Cyrus died?
Was the Hannah Montana star hurt or killed in a car accident?
Due to an Internet rumour, these are the questions on every body’s lips and the answer, according to reliable outlets is ‘No!‘ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Turns out that an elaborate hoax has hit the net, in which some creative soul is [...]